From “The Onion”
NEW YORK: Fidelity Financial Services’ Gwen Watson, 33, shouted angrily at her IBM ViaVoice Pro USB voice-recognition software, sources close to the human-resources administrator reported Monday.
“No, not Gary Friedman!Barry Friedman, you stupid computer. BARRY!” Watson was heard to scream
from her cubicle.
“Jesus Christ, I could’ve typed it in a hundredth of the time.” After another minute of yelling, Watson was further incensed upon looking at her screen, which read, “Barely Freedman you God ram plucking pizza ship.” 
