No go on May 3rd. Manicure/pedicure/massage day.
No, I will NOT reschedule.
GUYS!
Has anyone even THOUGHT about how we’re going to pay for this? I mean, are we going to just tally up the bill and split it evenly? I’m for that, even though last time (and I’m not naming names, but I AM looking at some people here) some people got sateliite-guided munitions and other people just got a rifle but we divided the bill equally.
Is this going to be a separate checks thing? Are we going someplace that’ll take my debit card?
Look, I don’t want to be a wet blanket, but I just don’t want ANOTHER war where people’s feelings get hurt.
There’s no need to get snippy. Just because we wouldn’t let you sit in the front seat of the tank…
Easy folks, easy. I already gave them a credit card number and everyone else can just give me cash. Since we have a party of over 10,000 the gratuity is included. Although I can stress enough, that if the munitions folks give us good service, you are free to tip more.
What’s everyone doing after the war? It might be kind of fun to go over to someone’s house and hang out for a bit.
Funding? Easy: Doper Chick Bikini Car Wash.
Like duh.
Tripler
It’s either that or a bake sale. Take your pick.
I thought the Cubs were elminated the day pitchers and catchers reported. I wouldn’t let that get in the way of scheduling.
Hey, something just occurred to me . . .
Has anyone contacted the press about this? I mean, shouldn’t we at least make a public statement? Maybe an infomercial or something?
Tripler
Always thinking ahead.
I just got off the phone with my tailor, my flack jacket isn’t going to be ready until NEXT WEEK!
So I guess I can forget about the week-end.
I’m all for April 7th though. Plus we have the added bonus of Lsura and her PMS. That’s got to be good for our side right? We can parachute her in first and the rest of us go in later to clean up the mess.
Anyone have pictures of one of her ex-boyfirends that “dun her a wrong”? We can show them to her like flash cards in the airplace over to really fire her up.
Oh yeah, is this going to be a potluck event or will k-rations be provided?
Hmmm… Well, as a good little Irish girl, March 17th is no good forme. I have plans for the 18th… I think I’m free after the 20th. I’ll bring the dip.
I’m going to be skiing in France March 8th - 16th. Any chance we can at least start proceedings during that time, as some good mass anti war demos should quieten the pistes up a bit? I promise I’ll pop across to join you as soon as I’m done.
Hey, guys, Saddam’s birthday is April 28; it would be kind of a nice gesture to wait until after then. (I mean, he probably won’t get to have any more birthdays after this.)
On the other hand, ChiDope this year is the weekend of May 10-11, so we’ll probably want to have it wrapped up by then. Hmmm…This scheduling could get tight. There’s a new moon on May 1–we want a moonless night, right? To confuse the Iraqi anti-aircraft fire and take advantage of our night vision stuff and all that, right? So how about May 1?
Of course that’s May Day; people might think we were going for a socialistic theme for the war or something… On the up side, lots of leftists will be marching then anyway, and I’m sure they’ll want to stage protest demonstrations, so maybe it will simplify their calendar as well.
May Day is great for me. It’s the day after my massage so I’ll be so primed for a little war. And I think we should just run with the socialist theme for the war! I’ll get some party hats and noisemakers and everyone can dress up as their favorite socialist.
This is going to be a really fun war.
Oh, that is soooooo bourgeoisie.
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:mad: [sub]Damn preview[/sub]
ummmm can we not do it on the 18th? my son’s turning 11… that would really put a damper on his special day… come to think of it… that whole week isn’t good for me, my sister is coming out to suprise my son… his father is off sunbathing at that big beach already… the bum… so I gotta do the party. but then again… since he’s there already, can’t we just get it over with and let our ‘guys’ come home?
but then again, I hear the shopping is pretty good in kuwait… anyone need some jewelry?
and can I get more than one shower a week… that just won’t work for me… I gotta fix my hair in more than just a pony tail!
Hel-LOOO–some of us do laundry on Tuesday evenings, you know. So I hope the plan takes that into account, if I need clean clothes. And I have massage clinic on Thursday evening, but only for a couple of hours, so maybe I could just duck out and duck back in, huh? Think anyone would notice?
I’m new here, so feel free to tell me that my idea’s bad, but-
Wouldn’t it just be better for all of us to NOT go to war and just go out for a beer?
What’s the fun in that? What the hell would we have to celebrate?!?
There’s nothing like a good sacking of a capital to get me in the right frame of mind for a few drinks.
Tripler
There’s nothing like a good sacking.
Look, I won’t be on the Bunker Hill and won’t be in the Persian Gulf Neighborhood until May 8th…is there any way we can put it off until then?