Ok people, come on. Let’s pull out our PDA’s, Dayplanners and calendars and get a definitive date down for this war. I was originally given a February date sometime in January and obviously that’s not happening. GEORGE BUSH I’M LOOKING IN YOUR DIRECTION.
Can we get this thing over with if only to clear up the boards for a while?
OK. :: flipping through calendar:: March 3rd is no good for me, gynecologist appointment, and I’m going out of town for Easter, Maybe Memorial day.
I want the war either over before March 21, or starting after March 29. Between those dates, I’m in the US. I don’t think I’ve actually been in a country that was at war at the time, leaving aside minor border disputes and the like. :eek:
Look, I’m still not convinced that the war should be about Iraq. Shouldn’t we step back? I mean, there’s bombs going off outside embassies in Caracas, and those Canadians have been uppity lately, anyway.
And we did Iraq before. I’m not in a Middle-Eastern mood. How about Thai? Anyone up for Thai?
Can we postpone this a bit longer? I hate to be a wet blanket, but I’m starting a new job next week and I’d like to get settled in a little bit before the bombing, and the dying, and protesting, and the glavin. Plus, I’m really anxious to go to closing on the house first - let me get a few things off the deck first before we go starting a war, OK? The, I promise, I’ll try and make it. Really.
Tell you what, I’ll have my new girl call your girl as soon as I can get a free minute. Really. I swear.
Come on, people. How often do I ask for some extra time when we’re preparing for war? Hmm? How often? Not very. All I’m saying is that now just isn’t a really good time for me. That’s all I’m saying. If you folks want to go off and do this thing without me, fine. Go ahead. I try to be accomodating to everyone else around here and the first time I a little bit of a conflict with someone else’s plans it becomes “Well, shit, plnnr, why didn’t you tell us before. It isn’t like we haven’t known about this war thing for, like, what? forever?” So you all go. Just do it without me. Fucking ingrates. No, I mean it. You all go ahead. Just don’t ask me to change my plans next time something like this comes up.