We know that you are married to a mouthy mean-spirited harpie from the lower echelons of Hades. Yes, we also know how miserable she makes you and how she makes you beg for sex, because you tell us. However, if it isn’t bad enough that you propositioned me, my best friend, my co-worker, and my next door neighbour for sex on the night of my boyfriend’s party, at our house - it has come to light that you’ve also hit up your sister-in-law and your best friend’s wife. You are the biggest fucking sleaze I have ever met, and those of us you’ve hit on are ashamed we’ve never said anything before, therefore you laugh it off and get away with it, whilst your stupid fucking wife pretends she doesn’t see it.
Well pal, enough is enough. I’ve had two very dear friends tell me in recent days that you offered to ‘fuck them sideways’ and then had the bare-faced cheek to whisper to one of them that you’ve slid me a length. No more dickhead! Apart from the fact that that’s a complete lie, how dare you tarnish my reputation, make my friends cry and generally make me embarrassed because of your behaviour.
You are nearly fucking forty, try acting it! If you don’t like your marriage then fucking leave, but do not get your jollies by hitting up MY guests at MY party at MY house. It makes you look like a fuckstick and me a bigger one for inviting you, when I know what you’re like. I hope your dick drops off. :mad: