And it doesn’t sound like you enjoy Harpy’s company any more - so this isn’t a great loss to anyone. At least, not to you and I don’t think to most of the women. Have a sit down with each of your husbands. Explain that if they want to see Sleeze, they are welcome to, but Sleeze and Harpy will no longer be invited to co-ed events since women bring out the Sleeze in Sleeze.
Reminds me of my previous work. There was a married guy who kept proposition the women. He’d go after one girl for a while until she told him to buzz off, then the next, and the next. Finally one night four of them were out and started comparing notes. That’s when they marched into the president’s office and got a cease and desist order.
As for the OP, it sounds like dropping them as friends is the best option. I’ve done that with male friends who hit on women behind their girlfriends’ or wives’ back.
So, ‘slid me a length’, as in “I’d like to slide her/him/that chicken over there a length” is now in the vernacular? Miller - you’re naughty.
I disagree. Three women facing up to him, telling him what an unattractive pain-in-the-ass *loser * he is…hell, you’ll never see him again.
I can’t believe nobody’s told a husband yet. I would, just by way of conversation, as in, “That wasn’t a bad party, but Sleaze tried to hit on me. Kind of took some of the fun out of it.”
And I’m kind of in the “go old-fashioned” camp. Gasp, big step back, and open hand right in the chops. “How dare you! You’re a married man!” Let him explain it to everybody.
Over here it’s “slip {her} a length”, and it’s been around for many, many years.
My grandfather’s that kind’a sonabitch… I can guarantee he never managed to teach me how to give BJs and believe my cousin when she says he wasn’t succesful with her either.
Didn’t keep him from trying it for years.
The issue came to Grandmother’s attention several times. Her initial reaction always was to get angry with him; five minutes later, it was the fault of the woman. In my case for having a big ass and in my cousin’s case for not having one. For other women, it was for wearing a tight blouse, or a flowing T-shirt, or trousers, or a skirt, or a bikini or a full bodysuit, or being a blonde or a brunette with natural-looking highlights… never, ever, was it because he thinks with the brain at the end of his dick.
I agree - but do it yourself, at least to start with. I simply hate the idea of being “rescued” as if I were some damsel in distress.
God, how I’ve changed. In the old days I would have loved some knight in shining armor to ride up.
Ditto. These days I’m my own knight, though.
Now I’m thinking of Ce’Nedra’s custom-made armor, so help me.
Just ensure that his keys are the only ones left in the bowl at all of your parties, and his blue balls will eventually explode. Problem solved.
I’ll pray for someone to help you, certainly. Not that I remember a damn thing about any armour but I pity anyone who doesn’t mercifully forget Eddings in a matter of minutes.
Incidentally, what’s the form if I’m at a party and a woman hits on me for sex? Do I bust her chops or just denounce her publicly? I need to think of these things.
Hey, Eddings was OK. The Belgarath the Sorcerer book was even interesting. Ce’Nedra however was annoying little manipulative bitch who prided on wrapping her man around her finger and destroying his sense of self.
Was that too harsh? Anyway I did like a lot of the other characters, just none of the females. (Hmm. I’d love a thread on the Eddings’ books.)
I know you asked as kind of a joke, but it got me to thinking. Is it a different mindset? On a very quick review two things came to mind. One, that you could just tell her “no”. Easier said than done, especially if she’s a nag. But then the image of the nag came into mind and it really wasn’t very flattering - some drunken wife sleazing it around. Not that different from my image of the male nag though.
2, you could make a big fuss over it and make sure everyone knew. Again, not dissimilar to a woman being hit on by a man.
Anyway I would not bring it to public notice until at least the second offense. (Depending on the extent of his actions of course!) Everyone’s allowed one mistake I suppose.
C’mon, folks. This has potential to be a comedic gold mine.
At the next party, when Penisaurus Rex makes his move, give him a sly smile, and agree, but only if you can get kinky with him. Take him to the spare room, get him nekkid, and tie him up to the four-poster. Then apply the ball gag and stuff a pink vibrator up his bum. Take some pictures, of course, and then leave the room.
An hour later, muse aloud about the missing guest, and play a round of Where’s Waldo?
Yes, I’m an evilminded sonofabitch. Only one of my endearing qualities.
Thank God you don’t remember it. Of course, I remember that particular character because I kept hoping she’d get killed and Garion could marry someone who wasn’t a total bitch. He’d have missed her, though, since he’s an idiot.
Well, equality would dictate that a woman who hits on a married man be reviled the same way a man who hits on a married woman is. I leave it to the reader to determine whether it actually happens that way.
I actually think they’re pretty reviled. Not in the same way, but very much in a “that filthy whore” sort of way.
I didn’t specify in what direction it went, though. It seems to me that women who hit on married men are more reviled than men who hit on married women, but people don’t suggest violence against them–usually.
Is the problem that he’s married, or that the women he’s hitting on are (I know, probably both)? It seems in the OP that the guy had been hitting on the married women in his circle, but had lately been trying the virtue of single women who came around socially, and that has tipped the scales on him.
Aha. Very true indeed.
There is a double standard in operation, but there would have to be in an issue like this. I mean, I’ve never had someone see me walking down the street, offer me a ride in a car, and when I refuse start calling me vile names and suggest that I need a lesson in manners that involves getting buttfucked.
I still agree that doing some sort of violence against the guy would be wrong. Grab him by the throat? Come on.
Yes. I’d go on the side of just being rude to the guy. No need for ass-busting (metaphorical or literal), unless he doesn’t get the message.
Mind you, I do have female relatives who would bust a woman’s ass for hitting on their men, but in my family, we tend to espouse a certain redneck sensibility.