I read it…(well parts of it), but I still don’t get it. Can someone help me out?
Can someone explain this to me?
Who is Ted?
What is phasing?
TJCG?
What’s up with the colors thing?
Wow. Not only is Ted crazy, he doesn’t even look all that much like the picture of Jesus he claims to look like (which probably has no actual resemblance to what Jesus looked like). Wait. Now I’m confusing myself. Curse you, Ted!
can anyone say: egoistic self-centered?
That’s one nasty colour scheme.
TJCG - Ted Jesus Christ GOD, according to him.
Ted is madder than Mad Jack McMad, winner of the Maddest Man in Christendom Competition seven years’ running.
Woohoo! I’m on it! Gotta pay the rent.
Ted has a past sinned but is now very good and TJCG is the ALMOST perfect now TED JESUS CHRIST GOD and is not SUICIDAL but will be struck down IMMEDIATELY if not perfect.
Or something like that.
Blackadder? 
Phasing means that every other turn Ted flips over and comes back into play under his owner’s control.
He can attack on the turn he comes back into play, however not on the first turn he’s cast unless Ted also has haste.
So, the dude looks like an artist’s rendition of a man who we know for a fact was not white? And this makes him God.
Well, at least I found out now so I won’t have to go to hell.
If someone who claims to be Christ can’t spell shepherd…:rolleyes: Yeah, it’s not the easiest word to spell, but he mispelled it at least two different ways…
Is anyone familiar with Beckett’s “Waiting for Godot?” This reminds me of Lucky’s soliloquy in Act 1. “Given the existance as uttered forth by the public works…quaquaquaqua…”
I mentally said, “feh, whatever” after this line.
Tripler
My head hurts too.
Hey, so if I catch Satan (she teaches math at my school, I swear), I really get 777 trillion dollars?
Better than the lottery, dude. Way better.
Catch Satan…get money. Is Satan a leprechaun? (and has anybody else had to correct typos? somehow, whenever I try to type Satan, I accidentally type ‘Stan’)
Ya know, you’d think that God would have a better looking website than this…
…or at least lose the yellow power tie. That was so 1980s.
All of the remotely competent web-designers must have wound up in Hell. Probably due to over-use of Flash. 
I think reading that page gave me an aneurism. Ow.
–IDB
Take an aspirin and come back tomorrow, if the pain persists 