please help the bored doper!

folks, I am bored shitless! Everyone please post a link to amusing, bizzare, interesting or entertaining site. The person who posts the best link will win a prize, my eternal gratitude! :smiley:

                              Jeffro

Anything is possible at http://www.zombo.com !

Try the Treehouse!. Check out the visible Barbie and the insect recipes.

Xena meets Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer in Zwolf’s Subtext and Bullets. It’s hilarious.

The opening lines: “The guy was staring at me with his three eyes, the two blue ones he’d gotten from his mother and the big red one the .45 and I had put there. I’d been looking for him for months. He’d torn the tag off his mattress - he had to pay.”

Ack! Try that again. Subtext and Bullets.

Well, I’m not normally an entertainer, but here goes…
This is one of my AIM away messages:

“Did you know that Coca-Cola did not get its name from the use of cocaine in the soda for medicinal purposes? Rather, it is the backwards form of Aloc Acoc, which is Phonecian for ‘tickles the nose.’ The ancient forms of Coca-Cola predate the birth of Jesus Christ. The Phonecians were surprised when the carbonation from the first sip of their drink would tickle their noses. Thus, one of the most famous brand names is born.”

Just doing my Straight Dope duty to spread ignorance.

What’s that you say?

Oh.

Why the hell am I here, then?

:wink:

[sub]P.S. Is Phonecian only a written language, or do we refer to the language those people must have spoken as Phonecian, too?[/sub]

Linkwise, go to ze’s page. This guy is awesome with Flash.

Likewise, the Link Of The Day is always fun.

That eternal gratitude is mine. The rest of you might as well give up and spare yourselves further humiliation. :wink:

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Gallery/4905/pants.html

This would fall under “bizarre”.
http://www.thespark.com/science/stinkymeat/

I’ve not looked through this one, but it looks like they’ve done a sequal.
http://www.thespark.com/science/stinkymeat2/day1/

GES

it won’t kill boredom flat out, but at least fight it to a decisive draw, http://www.somethingawful.com

the infernal banana boy.

I am growing more and more fond of my banana boy.

I hope you will like him,too

Click on the link in my sig and go to my blog…five weeks worth of entertaining links. HAH!

The esteemed Doper Max Torque turned me on to http://www.bad-candy.com a few months ago. I nearly peed my pants laughing. :smiley:

Rose

Killfrog.com

The Evil Piggies rule!

Don’t feel like posting a link, because I’m bored too.

So I’m just going to stand here & poke Bluepony in the shoulder until he screams in frustration and slaps the cuffs on me.

:::poke poke poke:::

Here’s one for the golfers, on a rainy day. Of course, if you are a real golfer there never is a rainy day.

http://www.yo.rim.or.jp/~nakagawa/Golf/Bonus.html