Please leave me out of your kink, or a horrifying breach of public restroom etiquette

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@Chef_Troy

tl,dr; someone audibly masturbated to completion in the stall next to mine in a public bathroom while I tried to pretend I wasn’t there.

Would you say he was masturbating like a mother fuck?

"Woooo!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER FUCK!!!"

I was leaving work tonight, sometime around 11:00 pm, when I heard this. I work at one of the finest hotels in Sacramento California, aww heck, I’ll just say it, I work at the Hyatt Regency (it is where das Governator is currently living). I was leaving work, walking down one of the back halls, when I heard someone yell: “WOOOOO!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER FUCK!!!” I do not know who said this. I do not know why. I do not know if it was the punchline to a joke. I do not know if it …