Please leave me out of your kink, or a horrifying breach of public restroom etiquette

Old seaman?

no, I think it was about as fresh as it gets.

Fwiw, this woman thinks the home bathroom is a pretty normal place to masturbate, especially as a teen.

It might have just been a teenager; they tend to masturbate anywhere.

I do know one woman who did that a few times at work. She had a strong drive, I guess.

Perhaps he was a homeless person, and this is as private as things get.

Not that it makes the situation any less awful.

In the tub, maybe. But I have found there are too many hard surfaces to get comfortable. And I can’t get over the sanitation aspect.

He did boot a route to the store for a hoot.
After a toot, he adjusted his route,choosing a stall smelling less like poot.
While dropping his loot, some smelly galoot pump-shotgunned his doot!
He did not Woot. He just raised and buckled his suit.
(He will no longer adjust his route)

I once had to use a public restroom in a mall. Went into the stall, checked that there was paper on the roll, and did my business.

Halfway through, I look a bit closer at the toilet paper, and realize with a good deal of horror that a previous occupant had jerked off all over the tp.

Cute.

Hey, @Chef_Troy

Apropos of nothing … when’s the next time you’re going grocery shopping?

I just like to keep some semblance of predictability to my life.

:wink:

Ewwwww.

Tonight, to pick up cat food and cat litter. Never mind which location I’m going to, though.

Maybe it is his job. Sure, checking the masturbatory suitability of public restrooms is a dirty job but somebody has to do it.

Nicely done!

In a public bathroom and within a “disgusting” stall? YES! :nauseated_face:

I mean, it can be a kink if you’re specifically into doing it in bathroom stalls or with someone within earshot of you. But sometimes, I think it’s just a matter of needing to rub one out. Sex drive can be quite high for some people. There were at least a couple teenaged boys (no, not me) caught masturbating in the bathroom in my high school, and I wouldn’t call that a kink so much as being teenaged boys bubbling over in pubescent excitement. Lest I not be egalitarian, a close female friend of mine said she would get herself off in the middle of class by rubbing her thighs together when the urge became overwhelming. I don’t know if I’d call either of those specifically kinks. Hell, I did it in a tall grass field once when I found a porno in the dumpster, but I definitely don’t have a masturbating-in-a-field kink.

I understand, and that was a good post, but I suspect that the public venue and the disgusting filth may very well be the motivation and that he does it on a regular basis. Thus, the “kink” designation. I can be very negative, though. LOL

I’m guessing it’s from Trainspotting.

Given the choice between being in a stall next to someone taking a horrendous beer and burrito shit, and some dude rubbing one out, I’m take the latter every time.