Please leave me out of your kink, or a horrifying breach of public restroom etiquette

Two years ago I had pushed in the code to a one-staller at Stater Bros and opened the door. Unfortunately there were two people who hadn’t locked the door, didn’t hear me pushing the buttons and were undressed for sex. I was gasping for breath more than they were but that was from shock.

I’m just glad I didn’t have my nephews weren’t with me, wouldn’t have been able to clean out the thought with Lysol or bleach

Did they ever live it down? Despite everybody doing it, getting caught can be (I imagine) traumatic. And kids can be ruthless assholes (that I don’t have to imagine).

I remember him being kind of teased about it for a week or so, but didn’t hear much about it after the fact. I wasn’t in his circle of friends, so I’m guessing his friends probably razzed him about it. but he didn’t get the school wide reputation of being the bathroom masturbator that I remember. It was mostly forgotten.

It could be that. But on this board, its come up that sone people find pooping in public restrooms to be barbaric and rude, absent dire emergency. It turns out some people have a hour or more window during which they could go, but don’t have to, and others have a window meaured in minutes. The former sometimes feel like people should finish their grocery shopping and then go home and do their business. The latter think that’s maddness. There’s also people who are so regular that they can just coordinate their eating to as to avoid needing to use a publc restroom for defecation, prett much ever, and they sometimes think that’s a common courtesy everyone should extend to the world.

Speaking as someone who has suffered from this since having kids, yeah, I’m going to use that public restroom to poop, thank you very much.

(My problem isn’t that I’ll poop my pants, but that i can get uncomfortably constipated if i don’t go when the urge hits me. So i could avoid doing it in public restrooms, but I’d pay for that. It’s a toilet. It’s designed for pooping. You can cope.

I never had that problem before having children. It’s extremely annoying. But so be it.)

Did the employee wash his hands when he was done?

no, he headed straight back into Delicatessen