Just a little request.
I’m trying to get a little writing done and it’s going badly. A confounding variable is the SDMB, which I keep checking every so often.
It would help loads if everyone could get real quiet–barring that, just get real boring. Post about how your Aunt Rolanda just gave you a real good recipe for using lemon juice to bleach out yellowed girdles. Or describe in detail how you taught your budgie to whistle “The Yellow Rose of Texas” Perhaps discuss the merits of store brand crackers vs. ritz. Something sure to bore Cranky and not tempt her to chime in.
Come on folks. You know I’ve bored YOU to tears in the past. Now it’s your turn to return the favor. Thanks a bunch; you’re the most, to the say least.
But…but…I’m having dinner with Sue Dunhym! Tomorrow! You expect me to not post about that?
And I was going to post some time tomorrow about emailing my high school senior year advisor for the first time in over a year, and how I didn’t trash my high school (her employers)! I kept my yap shut for once in my life and THIS is the thanks I get?
::walks off stage in a huff::
I’m there for ya, Cranky. I’ll post really dull things, like play-by-play from baseball games played on my Playstation or about how badly my feet sweat in my socks.
I’ll write about people at work nobody here knows or cares about. Maybe I’ll toss in a bland you-had-to-be-there type “funny” story involving my neice and one fo the dogs at my parents’ house.
Pretty much, I’ll make all my posts just like this one. Enjoy. Or not.