Dude, it wasn’t semen. Someone hocked a loogie. Aintcha never seen a lunger in a water fountain?
I can’t wait to ask my husband this question when he gets home. He already thinks I’m crazy!
Re the sticky hands from ejaculating into your hand–that’s what the running water and soap are for. Do I need to explain what the rubber ducky is doing in there as well? :dubious: 
I KNEW what that link was going to be before I even moused-over it.
Girls don’t like masturbating in the shower unless there’s a tub and a tap. Or unless the showerhead is one of those removable things attached to a hose.
Isn’t that squeaky hole kinda small?
Are you going to take that lying down?
Hell, yes!
Let me tell you…that duckie is freaking awesome.
And it’s discreet, too. Hm.
This thread is just :eek: .
Bah. He is but a pale shadow of his more awesome friends. (Scroll down too, please.)
Hah! I want the octopus ones. I shall name his Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy!
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Usually I’m half standing like I’m about to kneel so that the rope will tighten around my throat and asphyxiate me just enough to make the whole experience that much more pleasurable.
Marc
I have never before seen the octopus ones. Now I am torn between bondage ducky, pirate ducky and the octopus.
However, the smiling face on the cone just scares me.
Or the roommates need to drink more water.
Having spent many an extra few minutes in the shower, I must say that I have never, ever even come close to clogging the drain.
[SPOOFE]Or toothpaste.[/SPOOFE]
I gotta say, I love the combination of your sn and this thread. <3
“5% of the price of each and every I Rub My Dickie we sell will be donated to the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Fairfield, California.”
I must be a weirdo, because I like getting off in the shower. I find it’s quite… refreshing.
Then again, I enjoy many places for a little love-buzzing…
Isn’t it kinda difficult to do standing up? I love getting off in the shower, but there has to be a tub.