Not speaking from experience, but AIUI dandruff shampoos work by being mildly damaging to skin, so that any loose skin that might flake off during the day, instead comes off during the shampooing. Considering that the skin in question, when talking about masturbation, tends to be some of the most sensitive, and with a particularly thin layer of dead skin above the live skin layer, plus an abundance of sensory nerves in the live skin layer, what is a painless astringent on the scalp, can for some people be a far more… noticeable affair on other skin surfaces.
ETA: This is meant as an answer to the question asked about why dandruff shampoo might not be everyone’s favorite personal lube.
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Not speaking from experience, but AIUI dandruff shampoos work by being mildly damaging to skin, so that any loose skin that might flake off during the day, instead comes off during the shampooing. Considering that the skin in question, when talking about masturbation, tends to be some of the most sensitive, and with a particularly thin layer of dead skin above the live skin layer, plus an abundance of sensory nerves in the live skin layer, what is a painless astringent on the scalp, can for some people be a far more… noticeable affair on other skin surfaces.
ETA: This is meant as an answer to the question asked about why dandruff shampoo might not be everyone’s favorite personal lube.
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Thank you for fighting my ignorance, OtakuLoki. The things I learn on the Dope!
Okay, this reminds me of a story. I know a guy who likes to tell it. I hesitate to tell it, but I don’t think it’s worse than the rest of this thread. I swear to you it wasn’t me. It really, really was not. You know it wasn’t me, because I don’t do anal sex.
But this one guy I know does, and he has a great story about taking a girl here home with him overnight, and among other things they did anal. Then they fell asleep. He awoke in the morning to find her not in his bed, but he heard these odd noises coming from his bathroom. So he goes into the bathroom to find the girl grunting and moaning while furiously trying to clean her butthole. It turns out that his semen hardened into some sort of cementlike substance overnight, and now she could not take a dump. She was desperately trying to get it to break through up there.
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I carefully doused the screen in shampoo and medicated face wash, then scrubbed it clean with a toothbrush left in the shower (which is left there to clean the screen when it, indeed, gets clogged).
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The ingenuity of bachelors never ceases to amaze me.
The only cleaning agent you keep in your bathroom is medicated facewash?
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The ingenuity of bachelors never ceases to amaze me.
The only cleaning agent you keep in your bathroom is medicated facewash?
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Actually it was the toothbrush thing that caught my eye. All the OP needs to do next time this happens is let everyone know he’s used someone’s toothbrush to clean up. Doesn’t matter whose. Problem solved!
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Actually it was the toothbrush thing that caught my eye. All the OP needs to do next time this happens is let everyone know he’s used someone’s toothbrush to clean up. Doesn’t matter whose. Problem solved!
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You, Madam, have a twisted, and evil, mind.
I applaud you, and wish you a long, and pleasant stay here at the Dope!
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What’s the problem with dandruff shampoo? What am I missing here?
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Regular shampoo (or soap) has agents in it that can be quite irritating to the head and other sensitive penile areas, even to the point of feeling like a low-level burning sensation. Dandruff shampoo has much stronger active ingredients in it, making it all that much worse. I only had to make the shampoo mistake once in my young life, and judging by what dandruff shampoo makes my head feel like, I’m glad I never used it to make an “experimental” mistake.
Woo hoo! I’m masturbating in the shower to Filthy Cheerleaders Who Crave Huge Black Cocks on my new Casio waterproof DVD player but not with dandruff shampoo like a motherfuck!
Perhaps one of the hookers that lives there, it sounds as though you would live with hookers, has simply regurgitated a night’s work while showering after his/her “shift”.
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For future reference, urine is excellent at unclogging semen from a shower drain. And it makes a fun game!
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Ah yes, a game of Cum and Go ™!
Never used shampoo or conditioner but Ivory or Dove soap give lots of great lather and don’t irritate.
And shower masturbation is very common. Just ask Kevin Spacey.
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Woo hoo! I’m masturbating in the shower to Filthy Cheerleaders Who Crave Huge Black Cocks on my new Casio waterproof DVD player but not with dandruff shampoo like a motherfuck!
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Shouldn’t that last part read “like a rubberduck?”
