It doesn’t work if you tell people what you are doing.
And, uh, rubber chicken!
No, I don’t believe I shall.
Reported.
(just kidding)
Sorry, did someone call me?
No? Okay, catch y’all later.
Baaaaaaa
I need to know more about this!! 
My 10 yr old pimped he dwarf rabbit out yesterday. She put him in a hallway and sent girl bunnies in one at a time for a 15 minute romp. She said he did us proud.
Could this get me arrested? What IS that look in his eye?
*** pokes head in, looks around curiously, waves good-bye ***
Well, there’s only only Blue Man Group in the sense that they all belong to the same… errr group, but they’re still casting for new Blue Men and the same trio of blue men are not performing all 8 shows currently running as well as a tour. (According to Wiki, the original trio still perform but have since taken administrative roles in the company.)
I know in my head that administrative roles are pretty high-level and necessary but whenever I hear that someone has taken on an administrative role, I just translate that into being a secretary which is sad because I don’t think the Blue Men would be good secretaries. They need to be free and play music and stuff.
On the other hand, they could be AWESOME BLUE secretaries!
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I’m having chicken for lunch. Just so you know.
I had chicken for lunch, too.
Turkey and refried beans.
My baby doggies are the bestest doggies in the world. 
AND I had cucumber salad and pizza for lunch. Indigestion, anyone???
I’m bored.
Describe the cucumber salad, please.
And pay attention. There will be a test on Tuesday.
I need it to get sunny sometime soon. I have enough reasons to be mildly depressed without layering on the weather.
What the hell kind of name is Zeldar?
