Welcome HillKat and Millit the Frail. (Always nice to have another Someone the Something around here)
Now, where did I put that helmet full of animal fat…
«Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™, that was a beautiful tribute. Now I remember how much I miss my mom. :: snif ::
Welcome, HillKat and Millit the Frail!
Don’t worry. The strangeness and bizarrity around here is completely optional. You don’t have to worry about a thing. 
I’d be checking for (and counting, if necessary) tentacles myself, but maybe that’s just me. :: whistles idly ::
[sub]twickster, that’s not one of the emergency back-up goats, is it? The calamari ate the last one that was near her tank, and I’ve been having a devil of a time calming her down. Something about that hircine flavour just gets her motor running. You might not want to let the goat get too close. [/sub]
::shuffling his feet over a stain on the carpet::
Nothing, I swear! 
Ohh ya…Welcome Millit the Frail!
Hope you feel better soon.
Guys! We’re still missing the Jello! Keapon, Sunspace, I’m looking in your direction… :mad:
(gives big kiss to Millit)
From one newbie to another, whassup!
-Dorjän
A SDMB newbie goes to a seminar on psyic phenomenon. The speaker asks “How many of you have seen a ghost?” Bunch of hands go up. Speaker says "50%. That’s about average. How many of you have been touched by a ghost.’ Fewer hands go up. Speaker says “15%. That’s about average. Okay, how many of you have had sex with a ghost?” This time, only the SDMB newbie raises his hand. The speaker says “Wow. I’ve asked this question at every seminar, and have never had anyone raise their hand. You mean to tell me you have actually had sex with a GHOST?”
SDMB says “GHOST? I thougt you said GOAT!”
Bosda, sorry I didn’t see this earlier. Turns out we can’t get any more. Someone’s been complaining about us pressing babies for the oil. I’m afraid we’ll have to stick to olive oil from now on, darn it!
Oh, and Annie-Xmas …
Boo! Booooo!!! Boo!!!
Actually, that was wonderful. Ah, the memories …
I brought balloons. I feel so inadequate. Hi, HillKat and Millit the Frail.
Annie! You spoiled it for the newbies! huffs
I finally got the green Jello and the goat’s all ready, and we finally calmed the squids down! whew
OK, boys, line 'em up!
Finally recovered enough to post…boy that made me feel so…welcome?..that I went ahead and became a member.
Millet the Frail how you recovering…hope the healing is progressing well…