I just wanted to take a second and let everyone know that we have a new guest.
She is a wonderfully warm and caring individual with a heart as deep as the Pacific. I am truly blessed to have such an exceptional person whom I can turn to in times of need and who always is there to help pick me up, brush me off and set me back on my way. She truly is my reason for living and is the best friend I have.
I love you Mom.
WELCOME HillKat!
Does anybody know if we have any other parent-child posters?
sniff That was beautiful.
BRING OUT THE GOAT!
Where’s the lime Jello? Bring that calamari over here! No, put the vats down there…
Hi, HillKat! smooch
Dang it boy, now you done gone and made me cry. (where’s the crying smilie?)
Thank you for such glowing praise. You are quite exceptionaly yourself and certainly make me proud. I love you very much.
You are responsible for my presence on this board. You got me hooked, and I finally had to move out of the shadows and chime in my two cents worth (if that!).
…should the goat comment worry me…or is that just my usual paranoia?
Hmmm, any specific spot in that ocean? 
Qadgop the Mercotan and elfbabe are father and daughter.
FairyChatMom’s daughter is SkyClad(followed by some string of digits).
Red_Stilettos is the daughter of smartini, who’s also female.
I’m sure there are others.
By the way, HillKat, you can’t have your kid attend the initiation in your stead. The goat, squid, and accompaniments are no respecters of age, sex, race, orientation, parental status, or any other demographic category. Still, if you survive … um, once you pass muster, you’ll enjoy the party that follows!
No, no, no, it’s just our newbie initiation ritual. Just sit back and relax, everything will be just fiiine…
bleat
SternVogel
When shall I expect ya’ll? :eek:
Just take a seat over on the chair there HillKat. No, those stains are from…uh… kool-aid. Yeah, that’s it. Kool-aid.
The gang should be around soon.
COME ON PEOPLE! THAT GOAT ISN’T GOING TO COME HIMSELF…nevermind. I don’t want to know.
hmmm…I think I shoulda known that.
Thanks Sternvogel.
Ma, just tell them you will bring pie and they should go easy on you.
¡Ψęłçømę ţō ŧħę ŞÐMБ, «Ħîłłķãŧ»!
Welcome, Hillkat!
Don’t worry about the initiation ceremony. That goat is randy. And the other goat is George.
Since the goat’s already here, can I introduce myself quietly and just get it over with?
Hi, I’m Millit, and I’m a newbie. I’ll just hide in here and wait for the goat with HillKat. Hello HillKat! Are they treating you well? Nice to meet another newbie!
OK, so I’m 23 and female, have been lurking for a year, finally caught the flu and needed something to do while home all this time. So I became a paid member. 
Loving it so far.
Okay, «Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™ what did you do *this * time?
Whenever I say stuff like this about my mom, I usually want something.
Welcome, HillKat!
Don’t worry about the initiation. The smell wears off in about a week. :eek:
Ahahhhaahahahaha… you must not know us very well. 
Welcome, Millit!
Millit the Frail - soooo glad to have company in here…it’s kinda quiet and all, except when the goats scream… Pull up a sit.
I brought pie like DeepFried told me to…not to sure it’s helping.
They’re a good lot…gentle enough, at least with an old lady like me. Can’t make any guarantee for a sweet young thing like you…
Let’s ALL welcomeMillit the Frail
:eek:
OK, I’ll just hold my nose, cover my ears, and pray…wait a minute, how many hands does that take? counts hands nervously
Ohh… sorry, that was my hand.
:o
Ooooh boy, now I will have to bake two cakes :eek:
Do you know how long it takes to bake two fifteen layers cakes (grumble)
Anyway, welcome aboard Hillkat Are the stories Deepfried told us about you true ? and another welcome to Millit the Frail who will get the super-duper initiation because she is a Member
Hello HillKat. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
wheels in the trebuchet
Okay, here’s a shower cap for each of you – we’re just about ready. The pie is definitely a nice touch – let’s get it out of the way over here…
Welcome!
Welcome, HillKat.
Ignore the goat thing.
For as long as you can.
You won’t…fret…that way.
Say, did anybody see that shipment of Industrial-sized drums of Baby Oil?
Did it arrive?