Please welcome my friend CAT=^..^=

I’ve brought another [del]victim[/del] new member to the fray! Please give her [del]a thousand smacks with a rotting squid[/del] a warm welcome!

CAT=^…^= and I have been buds since college, and she lives not too far from me (and thus is the first Doper I know IRL). I used to send her links to interesting threads now and then, and she started lurking. With free posting, she finally had no excuse not to sign up! So here she is.

She’s always been the life of any party I’ve ever seen her at, so I’m sure she’ll fit right in. Welcome, CAT=^…^=!

:: throws confetti ::

Welcome!

:: throws squid ::

Oh wait, the guest of honor isn’t here yet. Anybody got a mop?

Hello All. :smiley:

How is that for a “life of the party” greeting?

Welcome, welcome! Would you like some ice cream? I’m fairly sure I didn’t use too much wasabi this time.

Another cat is always good! Welcome! :slight_smile:

Does anybody have any welcome pie?

Oh, I do!

How about some chocolate pie?

Or blueberry pie, perhaps?

Oh, and welcome to the Dope, CAT=^…^= !

Is this going to be like my friend Ben, who first his first few years online referred to himself only in the third person, as $BeNN®

I will take the blueberry pie…yummy! Thanks.

I should have known this place would be crawling with cats, and other animals.

Hey there, CAT. Mind if I drop the face? (“Sentences I thought I’d never type” strikes again.)

So is Scarlett67 really scarlet, or is it all an act? Is she only a very light magenta? Maybe a less regal burgundy?

No need for the kitty face. I don’t use it all the time either.

My name is actually Cathy, and I have answered to CAT for quite a few years.
To all cat lovers out there, I am so sorry. I don’t acually own a cat, or um… I mean let one live with me. I am more of a dog person.

As far as Scarlett67. I will have to be a member here for much longer, maybe a week or 2, before I start telling tales out of school.
Hmmm does that saying make me seem old?

Just remember, I have dirt on you too! :smiley: Like that time with the midget . . .

You know the MPSIMS rule…cat threads must include a picture!

Actually, CAT does own a cat . . . Mr. S and I were discussing it just the other day. She’s had it since college! Though I have to admit, I haven’t seen it lately . . .

Thank goodness he is a rubber cat, because he is about 25 years old, and might not be alive he he were a living breathing cat.

I assume you mean the rubber white cat, that looks ceramic?

I thought you were supposed to get cats spayed or neutered? How do you get the white condoms on 'em?

He might not be alive if he were alive? This is circular reasoning. You’ll fit right in. Proceed directly to the Pit.

And welcome.

Yup, the infamous rubber cat. We thought he’d make a good pet for Mr. Wants-A-Cat in the “No cat for YOU!” thread. :smiley: