Thanks Swiddles, <may I call you that?>, I’ll keep that all in mind.
My professors give me crap about my lack of punctuation too, so it’s all good.
Lurkernomore, you really didn’t have to put that idea in my head.Really.
Not me. I think ANYONE on this board would pimp their sister at this point.
And Swiddles commented on ChiefScott:
Okay, who wants the Chief to wear the dress whites to the Norfolk Dopefest so I can get a picture! (Besides me, of course.)
Wacky, in case you need further convincing, here’s what I said when I found out what felching was:
They kept telling me “It’s something you can’t un-learn, and you’re going to wish you could!” They were right. 
Hope that dissuades any curiosity.
Too late sunshine, I have been corrupted already–although not by my request. Some of the other stuff i know becuase people feel the need to tell me, sort of like the whole “this tastes nsaty, try it” thing.
Sis, plese tell me you didn’t. I know you know what it is, but tell me you didn’t, please for the love of pink unicorns and everything else nice.
I’m not trying to pimp my sister, I couldn’t do that. But apparently she’s worth 100 camels in Jordan, any takers?
Curses, my crusade to fight knowledge is foiled again!
Sorry if I offended, but don’t look atthe felching thread - they get real bad…
$150 to ask you out? 50% inflation aside, it sounds like a bargain. I’d offer you 200 camels. you like 'em filtered or straight? 
Atta boy Joe, i knew someone would come through…