Oh look, newly-born mods.
I’m knitting your jackbooties as we speak.
Has anybody seen the SDMB goat, by the way…?
A hearty welcome to all. Thank you so much for stepping up to the plate.
Oooh, the first poster to put on my hit list. (rubs hands gleefully) 
Not since the move. I hope it didn’t get left behind.
Check with Colibri, isn’t he in charge of critters?
See my post above. The squid and the goat have gone missing. We may have to use a slug and a wombat instead.
Ha ha! Number one! Take that, Mom! Shows what you know!
Oh, no. Since #metoo the lawyers have said I can’t go anywhere near the mods.
mikecurtis
The Wombat
Sad to report that the squid became an appetizer for the new mods, and the goat. . .well, let’s not talk about that.
Congratulations, and much gratitude to all of you. (And much gratitude to all the old mods, also, of course.)
j
Ooo - I didn’t know you were Monmouth. I used to work for a company based in Eatontown, and came over quite a few times.
j
Hmmm, calamari.
I prefer lamb to kid, but a nice rack of kid is a pleasant meal.
I’m almost done with it. I’ll have it back before dark. Sorry.
Congrats, new mods!
Congratulations to the new mods. Now I have a whole new audience for my litany of complaints about The Man keepin’ me down.
Stay strong El K, stay strong!
Congratudolences, and good luck. I hope this means all of you will get to have more of a life outside of the boards. (Heresy, I know, but there you have it.)
Mariah and her pet are for new members, not new moderators. Y’all get coffee mugs and jackboots. 
I have the coffee mug, can I use All weather yellow boots instead of jackboots?
Congrats all. I’m glad the mod team is expanding and I’m sure you’ll enjoy every single moment. 
Only if they are steel-toed. Troll-stomping requires sturdy footwear.