Lemme guess: was there a “MERGE” sign nearby?
i haven’t stopped laughing yet!
i can just imagine the policeman going home and saying, “honey, you won’t believe this one!”
only in scotland.
Hmmm . . . new event for next year’s Pittsburgh Mensa Regional Gathering?
Quit hitting me!!!
CJ
Sheesh I hope he’s not married.
Was the cone a virgin?
So that’s why there are often so many cones on the road. Always did wonder.
Hm, wouldn’t that be cone-itus?
Or was this fiend also licking and or nibbling the cone?
Perhaps performing coneattio (as popularized in Deep Cone) ?
Damned conephiliacs! Why isn’t there a conephile and cone-offender registry?!?
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!
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And after he had his cone, did he consume mass quantities?
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Ohmygod!
Residue ick ick ick :eek:
And //\etalhea|) you might be familier with inserting into the cone but as for inserting the cone the diameter was still quite large although I do remember baby cones that was only about 9 inches high so the diameter can’t have been that “large”
Disclaimer: I was not advocating the procurement of traffic cones for student amusement as anything other than a stupid, drunken freshers right of passage (carried on throughout a further 5 years of study!) No residue was found and no cones were kidnapped against their will or forced to do lewd acts for public entertainment. Also none of them made it back to my room I was always the good girl and made sure they were found in someone elses room. No traffic cones, according to my knowledge, were hurt or injured directly or indirectly during these occurences
And Coldie c’mon you were wooshed jeez what is the world coming to
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Film at 11 - Romancing The Cone
Damn! Now I can’t use “porncone” as my favorite spoonerism anymore.
“A cone by any other name would still feel as neat…”
Was the cone a willing participant?
I just got it. Shit i thought he was putting up his but
I just love the fact that the cops that caught him were from the Gayfield police station!
I clicked the link looking for pictures, and there are none. 
Remember, every cone you have sex with entails having sex with every cone that cone has had sex with.
We used to call traffic cones “winkie hats” when I was in nursery school, but I hadn’t realized how open that phrase was to misinterpretation.
Now I am completely freaked out. thanks heaps.
What Intaglio wants to know is if it was conesensual sex.
Perv. 
hit and run…