BWAHAHAHAHA:::shooting beer out my nose:::BWAHAHAHAHA
That is the funniest, and most disturbing image, I have come across in months.
Sublight you now owe me a keyboard, mouse, joystick, speakers and possibly a monitor due to nasal beer spray.
Slee
OW! Terrible pun!
Yeah, so??? :mad: 
So are they gonna wash it and put it back into circulation, or retire it from service?
Uh…what Yogi Berra quote?
What, a box wasn’t good enough for him?
Let’s just be thankful it was a cone and not a road flare, okay?
Too sick and too funny. And the bad jokes about Cone-an the Vulgarian in search of cone-nubial bliss with his rubber cone-cubine are cone-tagious.
Warning: Bad double-entendre pun ahead!
He must not be aware of the many cone-genital diseases out there today.:smack:
Do you think he’s any relation to the guy who got busted for lewd conduct with a pumpkin?
If you’re gonna bang a traffic control device, other than humping a sign pole, what are your real options?
We report a traffic violation underway
A man with a cone is having his way
The triangular shape
Was conducive to rape
But in our report, what do we say?
I hope he used a cone-dom or at least some form of cone-traception! 
Now I will never look at traffic cones the same way again. At least it was only a cone and not one of those big orange plastic barrels.
Hey, maybe it was just a medical device used to keep him from biting and scratching.
Happy
ROTFLMAO*
This is way too funny.
IDBB
Not to hijack the thread or anything, but my brother likes to say that this is what they do in West Virginia on Hallowe’en.
Not the lewd contact part, though. They just pumpkin.
Daniel
I would imagine that it’s currently winter in Scotland. Might it have been a snow cone?
Some people will “do” anything that moves. Or doesn’t move, as the case may be.
Makes 'sno difference… it was still cone-sidered an act of public lewdity.
As I was driving along the other day I spotted a tall slim piece with big eyes. She was winking at pedestrians. It was pretty obvious I wanted to roll, but when I approached her she just went red. After a few minutes she gave me the green light, though, which made me a very happy man.
Traffic cop? If that’s your thing?