Politicians Needed

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Today’s Leap Year Snack Day here in my office. (Yeah, I know, civil servants will use ANY EXCUSE AT ALL to bring food to work.) Between this weekend’s Cholesterol/Alcohol Fest and the crap I’m shoving into my beer spout today, I should be somewhere around 4500 square miles.

My application for statehood should be put before Captiol Hill soon, so anyone who desires a career in politics may want to polish up their resumes.

“I’ll give you guys a dollar if you make out right now.”
-Vblaise, coaxing forth the mating ritual of reluctant Dopers.

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LOL hon…you gonna have Nelson as your national anthem??? ducking and running

3

Not only will a Nelson song be the anthem, Matthew and Gunnar will be appointed to special posts within the administration. I just pray it’s not as musical advisors.

4

snicker And everyone will be required to use Proptronics computers.

“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”

  • Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.