Be ye blabberin’ on like a pirate today?
- Aye
- No
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If you go over to the Cafe Society and scroll through the thread titles for the last 2 weeks, do you see one or more titles that makes you think of the thing being discussed in a thread “oh. I hate that song/book/movie/show”?
- Yes
- No
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Which of these bacons have you eaten? (Multiple votes enabled.)
- pork
- beef
- turkey
- chicken
- lamb
- other animal
- vegetarian
- none of the above
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Which of the following movies have you watched?
- CODA
- Nomadland
- Parasite
- Green Book
- The Shape of Water
- Moonlight
- Spotlight
- Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
- 12 Years a Slave
- Argo
- The Artist
- The King’s Speech
- The Hurt Locker
- Slumdog Millionaire
- No Country for Old Men
- The Departed
- Crash
- Million Dollar Baby
- The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
- Chicago
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Haven’t we already had a poll on that topic?
- Yes
- Oh who the hell remembers that far back?
0 voters
Do you read all of the past posts in a thread before posting?
- Yes, always
- No, never
- Maybe, sometimes
- I like to read one thousand nine hundred and eighty-four posts. What would I miss?
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Which of the following movies, made before 2002, have you watched?
- A Beautiful Mind
- Gladiator
- American Beauty
- Shakespeare in Love
- Titanic
- The English Patient
- Braveheart
- Forrest Gump
- Schindler’s List
- Unforgiven
- The Silence of the Lambs
- Dances with Wolves
- Driving Miss Daisy
- Rain Man
- The Last Emperor
- Platoon
- Out of Africa
- Amadeus
- Terms of Endearment
- Gandhi
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Favorite Paul McCartney song from his solo and Wings work (poll inspired by one of the options in @Little_Nemo’s poll, which reminded me of a Wings song)
- My Love
- Live and Let Die
- Some other Paul song
- Jet
- Band on the Run
- Nineteen Hundred and Eighty-Five
- Junior’s Farm
- Listen to What the Man Said
- I don’t like any Paul McCartney songs, but I wanted to vote
- Silly Love Songs
- Let 'Em In
- Maybe I’m Amazed
- Say Say Say
- With a Little Luck
- Goodnight Tonight
- Getting Closer
- Coming Up
- Ebony and Ivory
- Another Day
- Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey
0 voters
You are given admission as a cadet to the following service academies. Which do you choose to attend?
- USMA (West Point, Army)
- USAFA (Air Force Academy)
- USNA (Naval Academy, Annapolis)
0 voters
Which one flows better?
- Penn & Teller
- Teller & Penn
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In general, when you’re asked to say that you have or have not read a book or watched a movie, you’ll count all the books or movies you:
What counts?
- Ever at least started viewing/watching
- read or watched at least a quarter of
- read or watched at least half of
- read or watched at least three quarters of
- only those watched or read through to the bitter end
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What do you do about books or movies you’re not sure you watched/read all the way through because you don’t remember them well enough?
Partial books
- I chose some partial amount in the last poll - of course I count them
- I chose some partial amount in the last poll - I don’t count them [for reasons]
- I chose only books or movies 100% finished - I count them
- I chose only books or movies 100% finished - I don’t count them
0 voters
Should I apologize that the title of the second poll is “partial books” instead of something that makes more sense like “forgotten books/movies” because I got confused copying and pasting?
- the nerve of you!
- bygones
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Do you feel bad when you cut into a tangerine or a lemon and there are a ton of seeds, because here was a fruit that desperately wanted to procreate and you are just going to eat it?
- Yes
- No
- I didn’t before, but NOW I will!
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Do you ever feel bad when you pick up a dead leaf from the floor under your houseplant and you put back it in the pot to “compost”, and thus you are essentially forcing your plant to cannibalize itself?
- Yes
- No
- I didn’t before, but NOW I will!
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Do you ever think sometimes that Karen should get some psychiatric help?
- Yes
- No
- I didn’t before, but NOW I do!
0 voters
Do you feel bad when you catch a fish, cut it open to clean it, and find it full of eggs?
- Yes
- No
- Other ____________________
0 voters
Do you feel bad?
- Yeah
- Nope
- I didn’t before, but I do now!
- I did before, but now I’m doing better!
0 voters
Which use of the word mummy came first?
- An ancient Egyptian wrapped in bandages.
- The British diminutive of mother?
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If you have a significant other in your life, or have recently, do they know you post here?
- Yes, but they don’t read what I post here (as far as I know)
- Yes, and they come here and read as they wish
- No, they have no idea
- I don’t have a signficant other
- Other
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You come upon a set of double-doors that you wish to go through. This poll will correlate your door choice with the side of the road your country drives on.
- Drive on the right, use the right door always.
- Drive on the right, use the left door always.
- Drive on the right, use the most convenient door (e.g., the one closest to the point where you arrive, the one that pushes out, etc).
- Drive on the right, use the door that causes the most chaos (e.g., the door a lot of people are using to go the other direction, etc).
- Drive on the right, another door selection method.
- Drive on the left, use the right door always.
- Drive on the left, use the left door always.
- Drive on the left, use the most convenient door (e.g., the one closest to the point where you arrive, the one that pushes out, etc).
- Drive on the left, use the door that causes the most chaos (e.g., the door a lot of people are using to go the other direction, etc).
- Drive on the left, another door selection method.
0 voters
Dances you have danced in public:
- The Hokey Pokey
- The Macarena
- The Cha Cha Slide
- The Chicken Dance
- YMCA
- None of them
0 voters
You are the director of some charity, nonprofit organization, orphanage or school. One day Donald Trump announces in public and via social media that he is going to donate $50,000 to your cause. The money is clean. The check is legit; it will deposit with no issue. There are no strings attached.
Do you accept the money?
- Yes
- No
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