Polls only: No discussion

[psychonaut]

Preferred order of operations when visiting the toilet:

• First number one, then number two
• First number two, then number one
• No preference; either order is fine
• Never both operations on the same visit

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Your pizza crust preferences:

• A rectangle with crust on one edge
• A rectangle with crust on two edges
• A rectangle with no crust at all
• A triangle with crust
• A triangle with no crust
• I do not eat pizza
• No preference, just bring it to me STAT
• Other / it’s complicated / when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore
• Why in tarnation did you not make this a pie chart?!?

[Hatchie]

If I had bad breath, would you tell me?

• No
• Yes
• Only if we were close friends
• No, but I’d offer you a Tic Tac
• Yes, and I’d offer you a bottle of Lavoris
• You do have bad breath, but I’d never tell you
• Oops

[Buck_Godot]

Who is the MOST Evil?

• Jeff Bezos
• Elon Musk
• Mark Zuckerberg

Who is the LEAST evil

• Jeff Bezos
• Elon Musk
• Mark Zuckerberg

Which of the following applies to you

• I regularly buy things from Amazon
• I regularly post tweets
• I regularly post things on facebook
• I do none of these things

[DCnDC]

I call those things:

• Hundreds and thousands
• Jimmies
• Nonpareils
• Shots
• Sprinkles
• Vermicelli
• Something else

[Velocity]

How do you track your expenditures?

• I keep detailed records of each expense, down to the dollar or even penny, in some budget tracking chart or something like that
• I keep a vague record of expenses; not too detailed; but I know how much I spent in a given day or week
• I don’t even track my expenses, I just wing it. If I need to see what I spent, I’ll look at my credit card log or something
• other answer

[Procrustus]

Have you ever been inside the White House?
(1600 Pennsylvania Ave)

• No
• Yes, as a tourist–general admission
• Yes, as a tourist–private visit (knew someone who let you in)
• yes, on official business of some sort
• Yes, as a resident
• Yes, as an employee
• Yes, as a trespasser
• Just for the Easter Egg hunt

[Hatchie]

How are jimmies/sprinkles made?

• Starting in 1904, a single jimmie has been extruded and short bits are continuously chopped off.
• They are small insect larvae, coated in colored sugar
• Individually molded, each inspected and graded
• A giant sneezes, and jimmies come out
• A byproduct of nuclear fission
• Scraped off the hulls of shipwrecks
• Shot from tiny guns

[Maserschmidt]

Extruded from miniature unicorn butts.

[psychonaut]

Which oddball would you prefer as a roommate?

• Harry Solomon
• Cosmo Kramer
• Mork of Ork
• Creed Bratton
• Jim Ignatowski
• Tobias Fünke
• Balki Bartokomous

[Procrustus]

Have you ever been inside the US Capitol building?

• No
• Yes, as a tourist
• Yes, as an insurrectionist
• Yes, as an employee (including elected member, if we have any here) (also includes interns and pages)
• Yes, to a Congressional Hearing (typically in a different building, but that’s okay)

[colinfred]

As of the first time you read this poll, the next TV show, (excluding straight up news), you watch is most likely to be.

• A documentary of factual events, including sport matches and “reality” shows etc.
• A fictional show, either modern day or historical that could happen without magic, supernatural or advanced tech etc. (This can include alternate histories like Bridgerton.)
• A fictional show that features advanced tech, magic or some other feature which means it can’t happen/have happened
• Other

[squeegee]

• I’ve moved because of a persistently barking dog
• I haven’t
• I love barking doggies!

[psychonaut]

You’re stranded on inhospitable planet inhabited by hostile aliens. Which friendly artificial companion would you most want with you to help effect your escape?

• R2-D2
• C-3PO
• K-2SO
• BB-8
• Data
• The Terminator
• Bishop
• Astro Boy
• Johnny 5
• WALL-E
• Marvin the Paranoid Android
• Bender Bending Rodríguez
• Hymie the Robot
• Baymax

And which of them would you least want with you?

• R2-D2
• C-3PO
• K-2SO
• BB-8
• Data
• The Terminator
• Bishop
• Astro Boy
• Johnny 5
• WALL-E
• Marvin the Paranoid Android
• Bender Bending Rodríguez
• Hymie the Robot
• Baymax

[Maus_Magill]

Mrs Magill and I were out on a ride this morning, and we saw a couple running at a pretty good pace while holding a conversation. We were both amazed at this.

If you were on a run with someone would you be able to have a conversation with them?

• Of course. What are you some kind of wimp?
• Are you nuts? These lungs are made for breathing, and that’s just what they’ll do.
• Run? The only way you’d get me to run is with a scary monster behind me and an ice cream truck in front.

[DCnDC]

A close friend or relative approaches you at the beginning of your big ME day, whatever it may be (wedding, engagement party, baby shower, graduation party, etc.), and asks if it’s okay if they make a major announcement (marriage proposal, “We’re pregnant,” etc.), after all the major YOU activities have finished.

• “Sure, that’s a great idea, how can I help?”
• “I support you, and you do what you have to do, but I’d really rather you do it some other time and place.”
• “Sure, if you pay for half the cost of this event.”
• “No, and I really don’t appreciate you attempting to hijack my event.”
• Largely depends on what specifically the ME event is, and/or who exactly is asking, and/or what they plan on announcing.
• Something else.

[Velocity]

Your preferred candidate wins the 2024 presidential election by 51% to 49% in the popular vote, and 270-268 in the Electoral College. How do you feel?

• Jubilant that we won
• Alarmed that it was so close, and the implications of the closeness
• other answer

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Of the two, which do you consider more “dressy” for a man:

• nice pair of shorts
• nice pair of jeans

[by-tor]

Your Opinion on Belly Rings/Navel Piercing:

• Eww, Gross.
• Whatever.
• I like them.
• They Squick me out
• I think they are lovely.
• They often ruin Porn for me.
• Infection vector.
• The more shiny stuff the better.
• It ruins the aesthetics of a smooth belly.
• They are Tasteful.
• They are Tacky.
• Other

[by-tor]

Your Opinion on Tattoos:

• As long as they are tasteful.
• There are no tasteful tattoos.
• They usually look like a high school art student’s doodles.
• Whatever, to each their own.
• I think they are stupid.
• I usually like them.
• They are the mark of an idiot.
• I only like those Yakuza tattoos.
• Why fuck up your skin like that?
• No one is allowed to have opinions about other people’s tattoos.
• The black ink ones look like bird shit from a distance.
• Harmless self-expression is good.
• The colored ones look especially awful.
• Over time they start to look bad.
• They make people look BadAss!
• Asian characters are so exotic looking!
• Narcissism is ugly.
• Skin is a great canvas!
• Skin is an ugly canvas!
• Permanent attachment to specific symbols or art is the mark of a deep person.
• Other.