Which band do you like better?
- Led Zeppelin
- Pink Floyd
- I don’t like either because I suck.
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Which band do you like better?
- AC/DC
- Mötley Crüe
- I don’t like either because I am a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie.
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Which band do you like better?
- Rush
- Yes
- I don’t like either because I have terrible taste in music.
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Which band do you like better?
- The Rolling Stones
- The Beatles
- I don’t like either because I am a dreadful boor.
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United Statesians:
Where you live, and you want to make a phone call, are you required to dial the area code, even for phone numbers in the same area code as you?
- Yes, I must dial the area code for all phone numbers.
- No, I only have to dial the area code if it is different than my own area code.
- N/A: I do not live in the United States
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Which band do you like better?
- The Cars
- The Police
- I don’t like either because I was raised by Hippos with bad taste in music.
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Which band do you like better?
- The Eagles
- The Doors
- I don’t like either because worms ate my brain.
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Which band do you like better?
- Black Sabbath
- Metallica
- I don’t like either because Heavy Metal scares me and I am a wuss!
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[Part I of III] What languages can you converse in reasonably well?
- Afrikaans
- Albanian
- Amharic
- Arabic
- Armenian
- Assamese
- Aymara
- Azerbaijani
- Bambara
- Basque
- Belarusian
- Bengali
- Bhojpuri
- Bosnian
- Bulgarian
- Catalan
- Cebuano
- Chichewa
- Chinese (Simplified)
- Chinese (Traditional)
- Corsican
- Croatian
- Czech
- Danish
- Dhivehi
- Dogri
- Dutch
- English
- Esperanto
- Estonian
- Ewe
- Filipino
- Finnish
- French
- Frisian
- Galician
- Georgian
- German
- Greek
- Guarani
- Gujarati
- Haitian Creole
- Hausa
- Hawaiian
- Hebrew
- Hindi
- Hmong
- Hungarian
- Icelandic
- Igbo
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[Part II] What languages can you converse in reasonably well?
- Ilocano
- Indonesian
- Irish
- Italian
- Japanese
- Javanese
- Kannada
- Kazakh
- Khmer
- Kinyarwanda
- Konkani
- Korean
- Krio
- Kurdish (Kurmanji)
- Kurdish (Sorani)
- Kyrgyz
- Lao
- Latin
- Latvian
- Lingala
- Lithuanian
- Luganda
- Luxembourgish
- Macedonian
- Maithili
- Malagasy
- Malay
- Malayalam
- Maltese
- Maori
- Marathi
- Meiteilon (Manipuri)
- Mizo
- Mongolian
- Myanmar (Burmese)
- Nepali
- Norwegian
- Odia (Oriya)
- Oromo
- Pashto
- Persian
- Polish
- Portuguese
- Punjabi
- Quechua
- Romanian
- Russian
- Samoan
- Sanskrit
- Scots Gaelic
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[Part III] What languages can you converse in reasonably well?
- Sepedi
- Serbian
- Sesotho
- Shona
- Sindhi
- Sinhala
- Slovak
- Slovenian
- Somali
- Spanish
- Sundanese
- Swahili
- Swedish
- Tajik
- Tamil
- Tatar
- Telugu
- Thai
- Tigrinya
- Tsonga
- Turkish
- Turkmen
- Twi
- Ukrainian
- Urdu
- Uyghur
- Uzbek
- Vietnamese
- Welsh
- Xhosa
- Yiddish
- Yoruba
- Zulu
- A language not listed
- NONE of the above
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[fixed poll 2 which orig. wasn’t multiple choice]
- I’ve bought a total stranger a drink.
- I’ve bought a round for the table.
- I’ve bought a round for the entire bar.
- I’ve paid the entire table’s bill when I didn’t have to.
- I’ve never done any of these things.
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Do you definitively know which two teams will be playing in the Super Bowl?
- Yes
- No
- I know one of the teams
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How many of the upcoming Academy Awards Best Picture nominees can you definitively name?
- 0
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- 7
- 8
- 9
- 10
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Of these 3 brands of canned Tuna available at my Safeway, which do you prefer?
- Bumble Bee
- StarKist
- Chicken Of The Sea
- As a non-American, I am not familiar with those brands.
- I don’t eat Tuna at all. Like, Never Ever! Therefore I am disqualified from this poll.
- As a Tuna Snob, I lift my nose at them and say in French “Canned tuna? More like canned despair in a tin!” Or perhaps I will say in Japanese “Canned tuna: the last resort in the pantry of melancholy (米津玄師).” Yes, Japanese would be more appropriate for the occasion! Then, I will continue to mutter clever obscenities about the common man’s lack of culinary taste, in Italian.
- Other. Because nothing is straightforward with you, is it?
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Have you ever received a reading from any type of professional psychic? (phone, tarot, palm reader, etc.)
- Yes
- No
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I prefer canned tuna packed in:
- Oil
- Water
- Either is fine/I don’t care
- Depends on…
- I don’t eat canned tuna
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You are a graduating student. Donald Trump has been announced to be the commencement speaker for your graduation ceremony. What do you do?
- Proceed as if nothing is out of the ordinary
- Boycott the ceremony
- Participate in the ceremony, but make some sort of big public gesture/protest mid-flow
- Other
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A wealthy prankster offers you money if you will spend a day wearing nothing but your underwear. Here are the conditions:
- The prankster, not you, will choose the day. (It will be warm enough for you to be comfortable outside.)
- From 9:00 AM to 9:00 PM, you must be out in public, doing (or at least trying to do) all the things that you would normally do while clothed. This would include, for example, going to work, going shopping, socializing with friends and family, etc.
- You are not allowed to tell anyone why you are in your underwear, nor are you allowed to lie about why you are in your underwear. If asked, you may offer only an evasive or sarcastic non-response, such as “Mind your own beeswax!” or “Why aren’t you in your underwear?” This rule applies not just on the day in question but for the rest of your life.
- You are solely responsible for dealing with any consequences of your near-nakedness.
How much money would the prankster need to offer you to go along with this?
- Keep your money, prankster! This sounds like so much fun, I’d do it for free.
- I’d do this for $100.
- I’d do this for $1000.
- I’d do this for $10,000.
- I’d do this for $100,000.
- I’d do this for $1,000,000.
- I’d do this for $10,000,000.
- Nope! I wouldn’t do this even for $10,000,000.
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