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Which of these have you been within 20 feet of in the wild?

  • Alligator
  • Ape
  • Bat
  • Bear
  • Beaver
  • Bison
  • Buffalo
  • Camel
  • Cheetah
  • Chimpanzee
  • Chipmunk
  • Coyote
  • Crocodile
  • Deer
  • Dolphin
  • Duck
  • Elephant
  • Elk
  • Fox
  • Gecko
  • Giraffe
  • Goose
  • Gorilla
  • Hippopotamus
  • Iguana
  • Kangaroo
  • Komodo Dragon
  • Lion
  • Monkey
  • Moose
  • Mouse
  • Orangutan
  • Otter
  • Porcupine
  • Porpoise
  • Possum
  • Rabbit
  • Raccoon
  • Rat
  • Rhinoceros
  • Seal
  • Shark
  • Skunk
  • Snake
  • Squirrel
  • Tiger
  • Walrus
  • Whale
  • Wolf
  • Zebra
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Imagine you and your siblings inherit a share in a complicated real estate-development-finacial-thing, that has other investors and is managed by a bank. The “big cashout” is in 6 years and meanwhile, you will be paying taxes on the interest.

The “pain in the ass quotient” (P.I.T.A.Q. © ™) is very high. You will need to correspond with the bank often. Your taxes will be higher and very complicated going forward until after the “big cashout.” You will have to hire a good tax lawyer to create a separate thing, that gets its own tax ID, just for this, You will also have to hire a good and therefore expensive accountant to handle the taxes and other red tape.

You could sell out to get out of it but it would be for pennies on the dollar. What amount would the “big cashout” (divided amongst you and your living siblings) have to be to make the P.I.T.A.Q. © ™ worth it to you?

  • I am in for any amount. :money_mouth_face:
  • $5k+
  • $10k+
  • $50k+
  • $100k+
  • $250k+
  • $500k+
  • $1mil+
  • $5mil+
  • $10mil+
  • No amount would be worth it. Desire leads to suffering. :innocent:
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How often do you cook artichokes at home?

  • Never have
  • Very rarely, like once or twice ever
  • Not often, less than once per year
  • Occasionally
  • More than occasionally, but not all the time
  • All the time, frequently.
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Edit: Wrong thread

Which of these animals have you been with 100 feet of in the wild? From a boat or vehicle counts. In a nature preserve or wildlife sanctuary does not count.

  • Alligator
  • Ape
  • Bat
  • Bear
  • Beaver
  • Bison
  • Buffalo
  • Camel
  • Cheetah
  • Chimpanzee
  • Chipmunk
  • Coyote
  • Crocodile
  • Deer
  • Dolphin/Porpoise
  • Duck
  • Elephant
  • Elk
  • Fox
  • Giraffe
  • Goose
  • Gorilla
  • Hippopotamus
  • Kangaroo
  • Lion
  • Lizard
  • Monkey
  • Moose
  • Mouse
  • Orangutan
  • Otter
  • Porcupine
  • Possum
  • Rabbit
  • Raccoon
  • Rat
  • Rhinoceros
  • Seal/Sea Lion
  • Shark
  • Skunk
  • Snake
  • Squirrel
  • Tiger
  • Walrus
  • Whale
  • Wolf
  • Zebra
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How do you feel about “uncomfortable silence”?
  • I can’t do it. I have to say something.
  • Depends who I’m with.
  • I’m mildly uncomfortable with it. I might engage in small talk.
  • I’m not really comfortable with it, but I also hate small talk.
  • I’m not all that uncomfortable with it. I’ll respond if spoken to, but I feel little to no pressure to start a conversation.
  • … [I acknowledge the question, but otherwise just sit and look straight ahead, blankly]
  • Something else
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Favorite Ford:

  • Gerald
  • Henry
  • Carole Ann
  • Dudley
  • Prefect
  • …Madox…
  • Harrison
  • Pines
  • Harrison (the silent film actor)
  • Lita
  • John M.
  • Edsel
  • Tennessee Ernie
  • Jasper
  • Doug
  • Rob
  • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert
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What animals have you ridden? It counts if you were a kid on a ride at the zoo, whether saddle or bareback (otherwise I can’t claim “camel” or “tortoise”), but I’m ruling out riding the family dog as a small child or being conveyed by animals in a sled.

  • Camel and camelids (e.g. llama)
  • Cow / other bovine (incl. water buffalo & yak)
  • Donkey or mule or zebra
  • Elephant
  • Horse
  • Ostrich
  • Reindeer
  • Tortoise
  • Weird or mythical animals I haven’t thought of.
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What is your favorite wild animal? Sorry, you only get one.

  • Alligator
  • Ape
  • Bat
  • Bear
  • Beaver
  • Bison
  • Buffalo
  • Camel
  • Cheetah
  • Chimpanzee
  • Chipmunk
  • Coyote
  • Crocodile
  • Deer
  • Dolphin/Porpoise
  • Duck
  • Eagle
  • Elephant
  • Elk
  • Fox
  • Giraffe
  • Goose
  • Gorilla
  • Hippopotamus
  • Kangaroo
  • Lion
  • Lizard
  • Monkey
  • Moose
  • Mouse
  • Orangutan
  • Otter
  • Owl
  • Porcupine
  • Possum
  • Rabbit
  • Raccoon
  • Rat
  • Rhinoceros
  • Seal/Sea Lion
  • Shark
  • Skunk
  • Snake
  • Squirrel
  • Tiger
  • Walrus
  • Whale
  • Wolf
  • Zebra
  • Other
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You can have $1,000,000. If you accept, $1 will be taken from 1,000,000 different random people from across the globe, unknown to you, and transferred to you.
  • Great. Thanks!
  • I’d feel some guilt, but I’d still take it.
  • $1 could be a lot of money to some people. I’ll pass.
  • Something else
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You can have $1,000,000. If you accept, $1,000,000 will be taken from a single individual unknown to you, and transferred to you.
  • Great. Thanks!
  • I’d feel some guilt, but I’d still take it.
  • This person can probably spare it, but then again it might be every penny they have. I’ll pass.
  • Something else
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Have you been present when someone passed away?

  • Yes
  • No
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The wealthy prankster is back with another offer. This time they dare you to dye your hair bright blue for a whole year. Here are the conditions:

  • You must maintain a hairstyle that’s at least half an inch long.
  • If you’ve got a beard or moustache, it too must be dyed bright blue.
  • If you’re bald or significantly balding, you must grow a full beard or moustache and dye it blue, or else wear a bright blue wig or toupee.
  • Except when absolutely required for weather or safety reasons, you cannot wear a hat, headscarf, or other head covering that obscures most or all of your hair.
  • You must live your life more or less as it currently is, which means continuing to leave your home for whatever reasons you normally do (e.g., to work, shop, socialize, etc.).
  • The only explanation you are allowed to offer about your hair is that you want it that way.
  • The prankster will pay all reasonable costs associated with the upkeep of your new hairstyle.

What’s the minimum amount of money the prankster would have to offer for you to agree to this?

  • Keep your reward money, prankster! I’d gladly go blue for a year, especially since you’re paying for the dye.
  • I’d do this for $100.
  • I’d do this for $1000.
  • I’d do this for $10,000.
  • I’d do this for $100,000.
  • I’d do this for $1,000,000.
  • I’d do this for $10,000,000.
  • Nope! I wouldn’t do this even for $10,000,000.
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Do you have a secret you will take to your grave?

  • Yes and it’s mine
  • Yes and it’s someone else’s
  • No
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If you are keeping someone else’s secret, do you think it was fair for them to ask you to do this?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Maybe - I’m conflicted
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Can you keep a secret?

  • No, I’ll cave at some point
  • Yes, absolutely forever
  • I can unless it’s a matter of life or death
  • No one has ever asked me to keep a secret so I don’t know for sure
  • I’d refuse to hear the secret in the first place
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Here are the 20 largest islands in the world (excluding continental landmasses). Which of them have you set foot on?

  • Greenland
  • New Guinea
  • Borneo
  • Madagascar
  • Baffin Island
  • Sumatra
  • Honshu
  • Victoria Island (Canada)
  • Great Britain
  • Ellesmere Island
  • Sulawesi
  • South Island (New Zealand)
  • Java
  • North Island (New Zealand)
  • Luzon
  • Newfoundland
  • Cuba
  • Iceland
  • Mindanao
  • Ireland
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Favorite music genres (pick 3):
  • Avant garde/Experimental
  • Bluegrass
  • Blues
  • Classical
  • Country & Western
  • Electronic
  • Folk
  • Hard rock
  • Hip-hop
  • Jazz
  • Metal
  • New Age
  • Pop
  • Punk/hardcore
  • R&B/Soul
  • Rock & Roll
  • Soft rock/Easy listening
  • World
  • Other
  • I love all music
  • I hate all music
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Least favorite music genres (pick 3):
  • Avant garde/Experimental
  • Bluegrass
  • Blues
  • Classical
  • Country & Western
  • Electronic
  • Folk
  • Hard rock
  • Hip-hop
  • Jazz
  • Metal
  • New Age
  • Pop
  • Punk/hardcore
  • R&B/Soul
  • Rock & Roll
  • Soft rock/Easy listening
  • World
  • Other
  • I love all music
  • I hate all music
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COVID:

  • COVID only
  • COVID or Covid are acceptable but not covid
  • COVID, Covid and covid are all equally acceptable.
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  • In the island poll, I confused Victoria Island (Canada), a rather desolate slab of tundra in the Arctic Ocean, with Vancouver Island in British Columbia (regardless of whether or not you picked it in the poll)
  • Nope, I knew exactly where Victoria Island is before reading this poll or the discussion thread
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NATO

  • NATO only
  • NATO or Nato
  • NATO, Nato or nato
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I have here a dish I prepared with cilantro as an ingredient.

  • Pass it here!
  • Pass it over there! Way, way over there!
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  • NATO
  • OTAN
  • enough with the acronym CREEP
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