- Yes
- No
- I’ve never seen Groundhog Day
Groundhog Day:
- Phil tells Rita and she believes him
- Phil tells Rita and she replies, “the unicorn is a mythical beast”
- Phil never tells Rita and they live happily ever after
- Phil never tells Rita and the enormity of his secret drives him insane
- Punxatawney Diner cream puffs
Were you ever spanked as a child?
- Yes
- No
Have you ever spanked a child?
- Yes
- No
- Define “child”
Do you have a gift of any sort that your parent gave you that you still possess?
- Yes
- No
Do you have a gift of any sort that your child gave you that you still possess?
- Yes
- No
Was there spanking or paddling inflicted upon students by teachers in any school you attended?
- Yes
- No
What do you call the nighttime hours of the day before today?
- I use “last night” only
- I use “yesterday night” only
- I use both and they mean the same thing
- I use both and they mean different things
- Something else
How many of the 2024 Grammy Song of the Year nominees can you name?
- 0
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- 7
- 8
What do you think of invasion of privacy?
- I don’t like it
- I got nothin’ to hide
If/when you do crossword puzzles, how do you access them?
- I solve printed crosswords from newspapers, books, or magazines
- I print out crossword puzzles to solve on paper
- I work crossword puzzles on my computer (i.e. using a keyboard)
- I work crossword puzzles on my phone or tablet (i.e. using a touchscreen)
- I solve crossword puzzles some other way besides the ones listed here
- I don’t do crossword puzzles but I still want to vote in this poll
I can’t
- get no satisfaction
- stand up for falling down
- help falling in love with you
- take my eyes off of you
- stand the rain
- make you love me
- decide whether you should live or die
- go for that (no can do)
- help myself, sugar pie, honey bun
- dance
- believe it’s not butter
I won’t
- say I’m in love
- dance (don’t ask me)
- back down
- give up
- crumble with you if you fall
- let you go
- last a day without you
- be home for Christmas
- come in while he’s there
- send roses
- forget you
- hold you back
- grow up
- do that, but otherwise I’d do anything for love
I don’t
- want to set the world on fire
- like Mondays
- feel like dancin’
- want to miss a thing
- want to know
- wanna live forever
- love you anymore
- want to talk about it
- like cricket (I love it)
- need a man
- do drugs
- care anymore
- look back in anger
- mind
- want to go to Chelsea
- know how to love him
- wanna stop
- know much about history
- know what Christmas is, but Christmas time is here
Do you know the difference between the “Song of the Year” and “Record of the Year” Grammy awards? To the casual observer both awards are given to individual songs.
- Yes
- I think so
- No clue
You are a minority-race individual (or woman) at a school or workplace that lacks diversity. One day, they tell you they need a cover photo for their handbook or catalog cover page (or website,) and ask you to participate. They want at least one individual of each race, and a hefty number of women in the photo. Do you participate?
- yes
- no
Did you read the first sentence in the last poll and wonder why women weren’t individuals?
- Yes
- No
Further subsetting Velocity’s poll regarding artificial representation:
- I am actually a woman and/or minority individual and I voted Yes
- I am actually a woman and/or minority individual and I voted No
- I am a white male and I voted Yes
- I am a white male and I voted No
I encountered this one today in something I was reading.
Which is right? (Describing something which happened in the past.)
- “He grit his teeth”
- “He gritted his teeth”
- Both are correct and have the same meaning
- Both are correct but they have two different meanings
- Neither is correct
Married Dopers: The current state of my surname is the result of:
- I took my spouse’s surname.
- I kept my original surname.
- I hyphenated my surname.
- I combined surnames in a way that did not use a hypen.
- I’m not married.
- It’s complicated.
- Something else.
- My spouse took my surname.
- My spouse kept their original surname.
- My spouse hyphenated their surname.
- My spouse combined our surnames in a way that did not use a hyphen.
- I’m still not married.
- It’s complicated.
- Something else.
For fans of American gridiron football: What should the NFL do with respect to the Pro Bowl ?
- Keep as a flag football game
- Go back to having a full contact tackle game
- Abandon it all together