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Groundhog Day, the movie. Do you think Phil ever tells Rita what happened?
  • Yes
  • No
  • I’ve never seen Groundhog Day
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Groundhog Day:

  • Phil tells Rita and she believes him
  • Phil tells Rita and she replies, “the unicorn is a mythical beast
  • Phil never tells Rita and they live happily ever after
  • Phil never tells Rita and the enormity of his secret drives him insane
  • Punxatawney Diner cream puffs
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Were you ever spanked as a child?

  • Yes
  • No
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Have you ever spanked a child?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Define “child”
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Do you have a gift of any sort that your parent gave you that you still possess?

  • Yes
  • No
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Do you have a gift of any sort that your child gave you that you still possess?

  • Yes
  • No
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Was there spanking or paddling inflicted upon students by teachers in any school you attended?

  • Yes
  • No
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What do you call the nighttime hours of the day before today?

  • I use “last night” only
  • I use “yesterday night” only
  • I use both and they mean the same thing
  • I use both and they mean different things
  • Something else
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How many of the 2024 Grammy Song of the Year nominees can you name?

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
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What do you think of invasion of privacy?

  • I don’t like it
0 voters
  • I got nothin’ to hide
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If/when you do crossword puzzles, how do you access them?

  • I solve printed crosswords from newspapers, books, or magazines
  • I print out crossword puzzles to solve on paper
  • I work crossword puzzles on my computer (i.e. using a keyboard)
  • I work crossword puzzles on my phone or tablet (i.e. using a touchscreen)
  • I solve crossword puzzles some other way besides the ones listed here
  • I don’t do crossword puzzles but I still want to vote in this poll
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I can’t

  • get no satisfaction
  • stand up for falling down
  • help falling in love with you
  • take my eyes off of you
  • stand the rain
  • make you love me
  • decide whether you should live or die
  • go for that (no can do)
  • help myself, sugar pie, honey bun
  • dance
  • believe it’s not butter
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I won’t

  • say I’m in love
  • dance (don’t ask me)
  • back down
  • give up
  • crumble with you if you fall
  • let you go
  • last a day without you
  • be home for Christmas
  • come in while he’s there
  • send roses
  • forget you
  • hold you back
  • grow up
  • do that, but otherwise I’d do anything for love
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I don’t

  • want to set the world on fire
  • like Mondays
  • feel like dancin’
  • want to miss a thing
  • want to know
  • wanna live forever
  • love you anymore
  • want to talk about it
  • like cricket (I love it)
  • need a man
  • do drugs
  • care anymore
  • look back in anger
  • mind
  • want to go to Chelsea
  • know how to love him
  • wanna stop
  • know much about history
  • know what Christmas is, but Christmas time is here
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Do you know the difference between the “Song of the Year” and “Record of the Year” Grammy awards? To the casual observer both awards are given to individual songs.

  • Yes
  • I think so
  • No clue
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You are a minority-race individual (or woman) at a school or workplace that lacks diversity. One day, they tell you they need a cover photo for their handbook or catalog cover page (or website,) and ask you to participate. They want at least one individual of each race, and a hefty number of women in the photo. Do you participate?

  • yes
  • no
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Did you read the first sentence in the last poll and wonder why women weren’t individuals?

  • Yes
  • No
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Further subsetting Velocity’s poll regarding artificial representation:

  • I am actually a woman and/or minority individual and I voted Yes
  • I am actually a woman and/or minority individual and I voted No
  • I am a white male and I voted Yes
  • I am a white male and I voted No
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I encountered this one today in something I was reading.

Which is right? (Describing something which happened in the past.)

  • “He grit his teeth”
  • “He gritted his teeth”
  • Both are correct and have the same meaning
  • Both are correct but they have two different meanings
  • Neither is correct
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Married Dopers: The current state of my surname is the result of:

  • I took my spouse’s surname.
  • I kept my original surname.
  • I hyphenated my surname.
  • I combined surnames in a way that did not use a hypen.
  • I’m not married.
  • It’s complicated.
  • Something else.
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  • My spouse took my surname.
  • My spouse kept their original surname.
  • My spouse hyphenated their surname.
  • My spouse combined our surnames in a way that did not use a hyphen.
  • I’m still not married.
  • It’s complicated.
  • Something else.
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For fans of American gridiron football: What should the NFL do with respect to the Pro Bowl ?

  • Keep as a flag football game
  • Go back to having a full contact tackle game
  • Abandon it all together
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