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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
5129

Which of the following are Democrats most likely to nominate as their Presidential candidate now that Biden has dropped out of the race?

  • Kamala Harris
  • Gavin Newsom
  • Bob Menendez
  • Captain Christopher Pike (Star Trek)
  • Vladimir Putin’s black Labrador
  • Mitt Romney
  • Pete Buttigieg
  • Alvin Bragg
  • RFK Jr.
  • Nancy Pelosi
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Joe Manchin
  • Sonia Sotomayor
  • Joe Biden
  • Hannibal Lecter
  • Bernie Sanders
0 voters
5130

You’re in the market for a new something (some particular tool or appliance or household item), and you find that you have a choice between two different brands or models, one of which is cheaper than the other by about $10. As far as you can tell, either of them would be perfectly adequate to your needs, and you cannot see anything that makes one obviously better or more appealing than the other, though there may well be differences in quality that are not immediately apparent.

Which do you buy?

  • the cheaper one
  • the more expensive one
  • I can’t make a decision without doing additional research, even if it takes a bit of time and effort
0 voters
5131

I see what @Jackmannii did there :wink:

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters
5132

How much is the maximum you would pay for a device that would accurately tell you what any animal is thinking?

  • Not buying
  • Up to $500
  • Up to $5,000
  • Up to $20,000
  • More than $20,000
0 voters
5133

Based on this post on Favorite Chris Tucker lines from his movies: Baker’s Dozen III - #5546 by knoodler

  • I love Chris Tucker and have seen him in a good number of movies and TV shows
  • I like Chris Tucker well enough and have seen him in good number of movies and TV shows
  • I’m indifferent to Chris Tucker and have seen him in a good number of movies and TV shows
  • I love Chris Tucker and have seen him in a few movies and TV shows
  • I like Chris Tucker and have seen him in a few movies and TV shows
  • I’m indifferent to Chris Tucker and have seen him in a few movies and TV shows
  • I dislike Chris Tucker regardless of the number of movies and TV shows in which I’ve seen him
  • I think I’ve heard of Chris Tucker, but I don’t know much about him
  • I don’t know who Chris Tucker is
  • Other
0 voters
5134

I don’t know what I’m doing.

  • I agree
  • I disagree
  • I’m just as confused
0 voters
5135
Ever send back food or drinks?
  • Yes. All the time. It’s the only way they’ll learn!
  • Occasionally. It happens.
  • Only if there’s an egregious mistake.
  • No, if there’s a mistake, I just won’t come back.
  • Never. You can do that?
  • Something else?
0 voters
5136
Things you would not hesitate to send back (assume you’re paying):
  • Dry meat
  • Incorrect drink
  • Lukewarm plate
  • Overcooked pasta
  • Overcooked rice
  • Over-seasoned food
  • Steak wrong doneness by one level
  • Steak wrong doneness by more than one level
  • Weak cocktail
  • As far as I can tell the dish was prepared perfectly, but I just didn’t like it.
0 voters
5137
You’re in a restaurant and you like everything about a dish on the menu except for one ingredient. You are not allergic in any way to this ingredient, you just don’t like it. This ingredient comes in large, obvious pieces in the dish. You ask if it can be made without this ingredient and the server responds, “No.”

What do you do?
  • Order it anyways and eat around the large, obvious pieces of that thing I hate.
  • Order something else.
  • I demand to speak to the manager!
0 voters
5138

Into which ocean does your water drain? (If you’re not sure, take a guess by looking at this map.)

  • Arctic Ocean
  • Atlantic Ocean
  • Indian Ocean
  • Pacific Ocean
  • Southern Ocean
  • none – I live in an endorheic basin
0 voters
5139

Do you ever wear all-black to a funeral?

  • I wear male clothing, and I would/do wear all-black to all funerals.
  • I wear male clothing, and I would/do wear all-black only to funerals where I am a “primary mourner”.
  • I wear male clothing, and I would/do wear all-black to some funerals but not all funerals, depending on reasons.
  • I wear male clothing, and I wouldn’t/don’t wear all-black to any funerals
  • I wear female clothing, and I would/do wear all-black to all funerals.
  • I wear female clothing, and I would/do wear all-black only to funerals where I am a “primary mourner”.
  • I wear female clothing, and I would/do wear all-black to some funerals but not all funerals, depending on reasons.
  • I wear female clothing, and I wouldn’t/don’t wear all-black to any funerals
0 voters
5140

What are your favourite John Denver songs? (select up to three)

  • Annie’s Song
  • Back Home Again
  • Sunshine On My Shoulders
  • Sweet Surrender
  • Take Me Home, Country Roads
  • Rocky Mountain High
  • I’m Sorry
  • Fly Away
  • Dreamland Express
  • Looking For Space
  • Thank God I’m A Country Boy
  • Leaving On A Jet Plane
  • Calypso
  • Like A Sad Song
  • My Sweet Lady
  • some other song not listed here
  • I don’t like any John Denver songs
  • I don’t know any John Denver songs
  • Who the heck is John Denver?
0 voters
5141

Which of these live-action sitcoms had the best theme tune? (select up to three)

  • 3rd Rock from the Sun
  • All in the Family
  • Cheers
  • Diff’rent Strokes
  • Family Ties
  • Frasier
  • Friends
  • Full House
  • Happy Days
  • Malcolm in the Middle
  • Married… With Children
  • MAS*H
  • Mr. Bean
  • Night Court
  • Seinfeld
  • Taxi
  • That '70s Show
  • The Addams Family
  • The Andy Griffith Show
  • The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
  • The Golden Girls
  • The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  • The Monkees
  • The Partridge Family
  • Three’s Company
0 voters
5142

Which of these dramas had the best theme song? (select up to three)

  • Mission Impossible
  • Hawaii 5-0
  • The Mod Squad
  • E.R.
  • L.A. Law
  • Law and Order
  • Magnum P.I.
  • The A Team
  • Hill Street Blues
  • The Six Million Dollar Man
  • Knight Rider
  • Baywatch
  • Miami Vice
  • Better Call Saul
  • The Sopranos
  • Succession
  • Mad Men
  • The Wire
  • MacGyver
0 voters
5143

Which cartoon had (or has) the best theme song? (Select up to three)

  • Loony Toons
  • The Flintstones
  • The Jetsons
  • Underdog
  • Rockey and Bullwinkle
  • Duck Tales
  • Tailspin
  • Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers
  • Dudley Do-Right
  • Animaniacs
  • Pinky and the Brain
  • The Simpsons
  • South Park
  • Futurama
  • King of the Hill
  • Family Guy
  • Bob’s Burgers
  • Garfield and Friends
  • The Smurfs
  • George of the Jungle
  • The Pink Panther
  • Felix the Cat
  • Speed Racer
  • G.I. Joe
  • Jem and the Holograms
  • Inspector Gadget
0 voters
5144

Have you ever developed photographic film in a darkroom?

  • Yes, I’ve done it entirely on my own.
  • Yes, I’ve done it with assistance.
  • No, but I watched while someone else has.
  • No, I’ve never been in a working darkroom.
0 voters
5145

Would you do business with someone who cites John 3:16 in every public and private communication?

  • Sure, why not?
  • Hell no
  • Depends on the product/service
  • Depends on reviews
  • Only if I add Matthew 6:5-8 to all responses
  • Only if I add “Baphomet loves you” or an all-seeing Eye symbol to all responses
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5146

I saw a list of famous British criminals. Which ones do you know?

Ronnie Briggs

  • I’m British and I don’t know who they are
  • I’m British and I know they were a criminal
  • I’m British and I know something about the crimes they committed
  • I’m not British and I don’t know who they are
  • I’m not British and I know they were a criminal
  • I’m not British and I know something about the crimes they committed
  • Other
0 voters

Ian Brady and Myra Hindley

  • I’m British and I don’t know who they are
  • I’m British and I know they were a criminal
  • I’m British and I know something about the crimes they committed
  • I’m not British and I don’t know who they are
  • I’m not British and I know they were a criminal
  • I’m not British and I know something about the crimes they committed
  • Other
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Reggie and Ronnie Kray

  • I’m British and I don’t know who they are
  • I’m British and I know they were a criminal
  • I’m British and I know something about the crimes they committed
  • I’m not British and I don’t know who they are
  • I’m not British and I know they were a criminal
  • I’m not British and I know something about the crimes they committed
  • Other
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Harold Shipman

  • I’m British and I don’t know who they are
  • I’m British and I know they were a criminal
  • I’m British and I know something about the crimes they committed
  • I’m not British and I don’t know who they are
  • I’m not British and I know they were a criminal
  • I’m not British and I know something about the crimes they committed
  • Other
0 voters

Peter Sutcliffe

  • I’m British and I don’t know who they are
  • I’m British and I know they were a criminal
  • I’m British and I know something about the crimes they committed
  • I’m not British and I don’t know who they are
  • I’m not British and I know they were a criminal
  • I’m not British and I know something about the crimes they committed
  • Other
0 voters

Fred and Rosemary West

  • I’m British and I don’t know who they are
  • I’m British and I know they were a criminal
  • I’m British and I know something about the crimes they committed
  • I’m not British and I don’t know who they are
  • I’m not British and I know they were a criminal
  • I’m not British and I know something about the crimes they committed
  • Other
0 voters
5147

Death Note:
You receive a notebook that gives you the following power.

  1. if you picture someone in your mind and write down their name in the book they will die
  2. You can specify the way they die (up to certain limits of practicality). If left unspecified they will die of the heart attack.
  3. Hi Opal!
  4. Other various rules/conditions (such as being followed around by an apple eating demon) which aren’t important right now.

Now on to the polls

  • I would tell at least one person I had the death note
  • I would not tell anyone I had the death note
0 voters
  • I would not use the death note
  • I would use the death note on at least on person primarily for their criminal behavior
  • I would use the death note on at least one political/military figure
  • I would use the death note for personal financial gain
  • I would use the death note on at least one person I know personally
0 voters
  • I would not use the death note
  • I would use the death note but do so in a way that it wouldn’t be clear that anything was unusaul about the deat
  • I would sometimes use in a way that would make it clear that supernatural power was involved so that others might be deterred from their behavior, but keep my identity a secret
  • I would make it clear that I personally had this power
0 voters
  • I would not use the death note
  • I would use the death note only once
  • I would use the death note 2-10 times
  • I would use the death note 11-20 times
  • I would use the death note 21-100 times
  • I would use the death note more than 100 times
0 voters
5148

Does the death note above work on dogs?

  • No, only people
  • Yes, includes dogs
  • I would test it on a dog and see what happens…
0 voters

Let’s say you have a death note that works only on dogs

  • I would use it on a lot of dogs
  • I would use it on some dogs
  • I would use it only on dogs that bark more than 6 hours per day
  • I would not use it
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