Which would you choose?
- You lose, but you have the moral high ground
- You win, but your opponents have the moral high ground
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Which would you rather play with?
- puppies
- kittens
- ferret kits
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Famous criminals: international edition
Robert Pickton
- I’m not Canadian and I don’t know who he is
- I’m not Canadian and I know he was a criminal
- I’m not Canadian and I know something about his crimes
- I’m Canadian and I don’t know who he is
- I’m Canadian and I know he was a criminal
- I’m Canadian and I know something about his crimes
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Josef Fritzl
- I’m not Austrian and I don’t know who he is
- I’m not Austrian and I know he was a criminal
- I’m not Austrian and I know something about his crimes
- I’m Austrian and I don’t know who he is
- I’m Austrian and I know he was a criminal
- I’m Austrian and I know something about his crimes
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Armin Meiwes
- I’m not German and I don’t know who he is
- I’m not German and I know he was a criminal
- I’m not German and I know something about his crimes
- I’m German and I don’t know who he is
- I’m German and I know he was a criminal
- I’m German and I know something about his crimes
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Andrei Chikatilo
- I’m not Russian and I don’t know who he is
- I’m not Russian and I know he was a criminal
- I’m not Russian and I know something about his crimes
- I’m Russian and I don’t know who he is
- I’m Russian and I know he was a criminal
- I’m Russian and I know something about his crimes
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Rolf Harris
- I’m not Australian and I don’t know who he is
- I’m not Australian and I know who he is, but didn’t know he was a criminal
- I’m not Australian and I know he was a criminal
- I’m not Australian and I know something about his crimes
- I’m Australian and I don’t know who he is
- I’m Australian and I know who he is, but didn’t know he was a criminal
- I’m Australian and I know he was a criminal
- I’m Australian and I know something about his crimes
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I just learned that Kamala Harris eats anchovies on her pizza. Yet another reason for me to vote for her! But some of you may disagree.
Your opinion of anchovies on pizza?
- Yummy! Delicious! I’ve eaten it many times
- OK, but nothing special, I’ve tried it
- I’ve tried it and didn’t like it
- Fish on pizza? I haven’t eaten it and don’t even want to try
- I used to like it but not any more
- I’m vegetarian/vegan so it’s not for me
- I’m allergic to anchovies
- I just don’t like anchovies
- I don’t eat pizza because I’m allergic to gluten and/or cheese and/or tomato
- Other
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You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
- What? Are you cracked?!
- Why not? I saw the other day he was carrying five elephants in one hand!
- You don’t know nothin’. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman is a real guy! No way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
- Would be a good fight though.
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- Albert King
- B.B. King
- Freddie King
- Burger King
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- Don King
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- Jimmy Stewart
- Jon Stewart
- Kristin Stewart
- Martha Stewart
- Patrick Stewart
- Rod Stewart
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- Martin Luther King
- Billy Jean King
- Carole King
- Stephen King
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This is a game.Your task is to pick the option that the fewest other people have, in order to get the most even distribution of votes possible. Obviously you can cheat by going back and changing your vote, but it is more fun if’n you do not.
- Count Basie
- Veal Paragiana
- Paris, Kentucky
- Bagpipes
- Jaguar
- Mrs Peacock
- Halibut
- Lost and Confused
- Ethel
- What Silliness
- Pie
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- Buck (Call of the Wild)
- Buck Owens
- Buck Rogers
- Buck Showalter
- Buck Taylor
- Buckaroo Banzai
- Bucky Barnes
- Starbuck (Battlestar Galactica)
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- Buck Henry
- Uncle Buck
- Jack Buck
- Joe Buck
- Pearl S. Buck
- Peter Buck
- Buck Dharma
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Anchovies in Caesar Salad. Assume you like Caesar Salad in general, and assume it’s properly prepared at tableside just the way you like it, and you can specify the quantity of anchovies that go in. Are any anchovies OK under these circumstances?
- Yep
- Nope
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How big will Kamala Harris’ margin of victory be in November?
- Harris will beat Trump by a margin of 150+ electoral votes
- Harris will beat Trump by a margin of 250+ electoral votes
- Harris will beat Trump by a margin of 350+ electoral votes
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What was the most egregious omission from the cartoon theme song poll?
- Scooby Doo
- He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
- Betty Boop
- Some other cartoon
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- Buck, a deer, a male deer
- One of those Bucks from the other polls
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You’re divorced. Do you still have your wedding band?
- Yes
- No
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Do you ever kick off the covers?
- Always
- Sometimes
- Seldom
- No
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Do you ever have panic attacks?
- Yes
- No
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- Dymaxion Car
- crazy-ass world map
- geodesic domes
- fullerenes
- what does this have to do with Bucks?
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