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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
5169
  • Harris will win by less than 150 votes
  • Harris will not win against Trump
  • Fuck if I know what’s going to happen
0 voters
5170

Don’t read this context until taking the poll.

  • I wear pajamas and consider myself and elite person
  • I wear pajamas and do not consider myself an elite person
  • I do not wear pajamas and consider myself an elite person
  • I do not wear pajamas and do not consider myself to be an elite person
0 voters
5171

On a whim, you have decided that you want to celebrate New Years Day 2025 twice. In order to do so, you have to travel near the closest timezone boundary. You will go to a place like a bar in one timezone, then after midnight, go to a similar establishment, because you want to experience it twice in the company of a bunch of other people. How far do you have to drive to get to where you can do this?

  • 300 miles or more
  • about 200 miles
  • about 100 miles
  • about 50 miles
  • already right about there
  • I could not get there by driving
  • Dom Perignon, Brut
0 voters
5172

Is “snuck” a valid word?

  • Yes, and it has been for a couple of centuries now.
  • Yes, it has slowly evolved into a valid word.
  • Alas, it has recently become a valid word, because morons are in control of language evolution.
  • No. Still not a valid word, people!
0 voters
5173

Do you reuse Ziplock bags?

  • Always: to save the environment.
  • Always: to save money
  • Sometimes: to save the environment
  • Sometimes: to save money
  • No
0 voters
5174

How do you sharpen your kitchen knives?

  • By hand, on a flat sharpening stone / whetstone
  • On a sharpening stone using a mechanical system that holds the knife at the correct angle
  • Using a non-motorized pull-through sharpener
  • Using a motorized pull-through sharpener
  • Using a sharpening steel
  • Using a honing steel (because I’m not aware that a honing steel does not sharpen a knife)
  • Using a honing steel (because I don’t care that a honing steel does not sharpen a knife)
  • I pay a professional knife sharpener to do it
  • I don’t sharpen my kitchen knives
  • I don’t have any kitchen knives
  • Something else
0 voters
5175

You’re divorced. Do you regret that?

  • Oh hell no
  • Yes
  • It’s complicated
0 voters
5176
  • I consider myself “good at math.”
  • I am good at arithmetic; I am not necessarily “good at math.”
  • I know the math that I need to know. That’s enough.
  • I don’t consider myself good at arithmetic or mathematics, but I get by.
  • I’m not good with math. I know it.
0 voters
5177

That metal thing on the side of the road to keep you from going into a ditch, off a cliff, or hitting a bridge

  • guardrail
  • guiderail
0 voters
5178

What do you call these things?
  • Concrete barrier
  • Jersey barrier
  • Jersey curb
  • Jersey wall
  • K-Rail
  • Something else?
  • I don’t have a name for those things.
  • I can’t see the photo.
0 voters
5179

Green’s Functions:

  • Love them! Love them so much!
  • Like them.
  • Neutral
  • Dislike them.
  • Hate them with the heat of a thousand suns!
  • Whuuuuu???
0 voters
5180

Which of the following vegetables are your LEAST favorite?

  • corn
  • green beans
  • artichoke
  • lima beans
  • cabbage
  • beets
  • spinach
  • broccoli
  • cauliflower
  • squash
  • carrots
  • okra
  • asparagus
  • Brussel sprouts
0 voters
5181
Movie end credits, I like to see:
  • Bloopers/outtakes
  • Credits roll over a bonus scene
  • Mid-credits bonus scene
  • End-of-credits bonus scene
  • I don’t like any of those things, I just want to get up and leave
0 voters
5182
I’ve been backstage at a “big” concert*:

* “big” concert = at the least a dedicated performance venue, not just the stage at a bar. The kind of place that would actually have a true backstage area.
  • as a fan.
  • as a performer.
  • as a guest of the band, or someone associated with the band.
  • as an employee of the band, the venue, or the promoter.
  • for work in some other capacity (outside vendor, scalper, …)
  • for some other reason.
  • I’ve never been backstage at a “big” concert.
  • I take issue with that definition of “‘big’ concert”
0 voters
5183

A Republican leaning cartoonist does a satire cartoon depicting all Democratic presidents since Carter as monkeys. Should he include Obama?

  • Yes
  • No
  • It’s fine either way
  • He’s damned either way
0 voters
5184

LOL, remember when they tried to hang Mike Pence?

  • Vice President Kamala Harris will certify the 2024 election.
  • “President” Kamala Harris will “certify” the 2024 “election”.
  • Someone else will certify the 2024 election.
  • Someone else will “certify” the 2024 “election”
  • Hell if I know what will happen.
0 voters
5185

You are 20 years old. You are given a choice of the following (for clarification, the 401k money will keep growing at the normal rate that such an account grows, yearly):

  • $500,000 straight cash right now
  • $1 million put into your 401k right now, but you can’t withdraw until age 59
  • $20,000/year annuity for life
0 voters
5186
How Often Do You Make Your Bed?
  • Everyday
  • Weekends
  • When visitors arrive
  • Occasionally
  • Never
0 voters
5187

Clarification for the bedmaking

  • I sleep alone (or with animals) and am fastidious about bedmaking
  • I sleep alone (or with animals) and am very lax about bedmaking
  • I have a human bed partner (and perhaps animals) and am fastidious about bedmaking
  • I have a human bed partner (and perhaps animals) and am very lax about bedmaking
  • I sleep on scree slopes with a hedgehog for a pillow and 3 pronghorn antelopes for a duvet
0 voters
5188

Do you sleep with the covers/blanket/sheet tucked in at the foot of the bed?

  • Yes! I am no barbarian!
  • Sometimes.
  • No! I am no highfalutin hoity-toit!
  • Udder.
0 voters