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Until about a century ago, horses were a key element of human life and culture in most parts of the world. Now they still exist, but are far from central to most people’s lives.

  • I have never ridden a horse and have no desire to do so
  • I have never ridden a horse but might like to one day
  • I rode a horse once and will never do so again
  • I have ridden horses from time to time but not it’s not a big thing for me
  • I ride horses often
  • Riding horses is my passion in life
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If you know (or used to know) your blood type, how did you learn it? Select all ways that you got your blood type as a result, even if it wasn’t how you initially learned it. (Example: If you used an EldonCard in high school and then later donated blood, you can count both). If you learned your blood type one way and you forgot what it was or it later turned out to be incorrect, it still counts. Only include options where you actually got your blood type as a result. (Example: If you have been pregnant, but never learned your blood type that way, leave “I was pregnant” unchecked.)

  • I’ve never known my blood type.
  • I donated blood.
  • I needed a transfusion.
  • I was pregnant.
  • I was in the military.
  • It is shown on one or more identity documents I have (or had) such as a birth certificate, driver’s license, or ID card. (not including military ID since that’s counted above)
  • It was tested in a lab for some reason not listed above.
  • I used an EldonCard (or similar) in an academic setting such as a high school or college class.
  • I used an EldonCard (or similar) outside of an academic setting.
  • I deduced it from knowing family members’ blood types.
  • I learned my blood type some other way.
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Which Salamanca family member was the scariest?

  • Hector
  • Tuco
  • The Cousins: Marco and Leonel
  • Lalo
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N/A = Abuelita, Joaquin & Gonzo

When you hear the song, how do you imagine putting the lime in the coconut?

  • Mix juice squeezed from a lime into a beverage made from a coconut
  • Put one or more pieces cut from a lime into a beverage made from a coconut
  • Pour juice squeezed from a lime into a whole coconut
  • Put one or more pieces cut from a lime into a whole coconut
  • Somehow put a whole lime into a whole coconut
  • I imagine some other method of putting the lime in the coconut
  • What song? What are you talking about?
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How easy would it be to get the equivalent of US$50000 in your local currency in cash within 5 days?

  • Super Easy, barely an inconvenience
  • Pretty easy
  • Pretty difficult
  • Very difficult/impossible
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You recently got a new car and have been driving it for a while. It is a moderately fancy one, with unusual barrel knobs on the center console that let you roll an indicator to where you want the side window and it moves there. One day you notice that the gap in that odd arc in the door panel moves when you adjust the window, and you discover that you can put two fingers into the gap and move the window manually. It takes some effort but not much, and you can move it about four or five times faster than the electric motor does.

  • come on, I would never get a modern car
  • it amuses me but I prefer the electric control
  • I use the slider once in a while
  • I take to using the slider most of the time
  • I might use the slider more but for my bad shoulder
  • cake, you promised german chocolate cake, hand it over
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Is colinfred’s poll asking about whether you, personally, can come up with $50,000 in liquid assets that you could convert to cash, or asking about whether your locale has banks or other resources which have/could get $50,000 cash which they would give you, e.g., in $5s and $10s?

  • I don’t know
  • It’s gotta be whether I personally can marshal up $50,000. “Cash” was metaphorical.
  • It’s gotta be about the banks; no human has/wants that much cash
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How easy would it be for you personally to marshal $50,000 in liquid assets that you could convert to cash?

  • Super Easy, barely an inconvenience
  • Pretty easy
  • Pretty difficult
  • Very difficult/impossible
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How likely do you think it would be for a bank in your area to be able to give you $50,000 in cash?

  • Not very likely
  • Maybe they’d be able to do it in $100s, but probably not in $10s and $20s
  • I could probably get it all in $10s and $20s, but not $5s
  • I’m sure a bank would have plenty of cash around to cover whatever denominations I specify.
  • I think a bank would call the cops if I tried to withdraw that much cash. Especially if I asked for specific denominations.
  • I have no freaking idea how much cash a bank has on hand and/or will hand out to people.
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Rank these sketch comedy shows:
  • In Living Color
  • MADtv
  • Monty Python’s Flying Circus
  • Saturday Night Live
  • SCTV
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Did you know that ranked choice polls like the one above was possible?

  • Yes
  • No
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Are you yourself desperately trying to come up with a suitable topic so you can create a ranked-choice poll yourself?

  • Yes. (Think think think!)
  • No, not now. Later, if a topic strikes me, maybe I’ll make one.
  • No, I don’t like these ranked choice polls and don’t want to make one
  • No, I never create polls for this thread.
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Which of the following severe weather events and hazardous situations have you ever personally experienced (e.g., had it occur in your location, had to take shelter from it, had to evacuate from the area due to it, etc.)?

  • Hurricane, cyclone, and/or tropical storm
  • Tornado
  • Blizzard or snowstorm
  • Hailstorm
  • Flooding (including flash flooding, river flooding, etc.)
  • Earthquake
  • Tsunami
  • Landslide, mudslide, and/or avalanche
  • Ice storm
  • Volcanic eruption (including lava, ash, etc.)
  • Dust storm
  • Sinkhole
  • Some other thing that Kenobi didn’t think to include
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If you are a native English speaker who grew up in the US, UK, Canada, Ireland, Australia or somewhere else where English is the majority spoken language, do you speak in a regional dialect or a standard “TV” one for your part of the world? (For options comparing your accent with a parent’s or sibling’s, we assume you grew up in the same house.)

  • Everyone in my house had a Standard accent.
  • I have a Standard accent, but one or more siblings has a Regional accent.
  • I have a regional accent, but one or more sibling has a Standard accent.
  • One or both parents had a foreign accent, but I picked up a regional accent.
  • One or both parents had a foreign accent, but I picked up a Standard accent.
  • Whatever accent I had growing up has changed since moving to a different region.
  • Everyone in my house had a reional accent.
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What is the farthest north you have ever been (on land, not counting in aircraft or ships)?

  • North of 80° N
  • North of 70° N
  • North of 60° N
  • North of 50° N
  • North of 40° N
  • North of 30° N
  • North of 20° N
  • North of 10° N
  • North of the equator
  • I’ve never been north of the equator
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What is the farthest south you have ever been?

  • South of 80° S
  • South of 70° S
  • South of 60° S
  • South of 50° S
  • South of 40° S
  • South of 30° S
  • South of 20° S
  • South of 10° S
  • South of the equator
  • I’ve never been south of the equator
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Have you crossed (including by land, sea or air):

  • The Arctic Circle (66.6 degrees North)
  • The Tropic of Cancer (23.4 degrees N)
  • The Equator
  • The Tropic of Capricorn (23.4 degrees S)
  • The Antarctic Circle (66.6 degrees South)
  • The Greenwich Meridian
  • The International Date Line
  • None of these
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Do you like the band Tenacious D?

  • I have never heard of them. :face_with_hand_over_mouth:
  • I have heard of them but I have never heard them. :ear:
  • I don’t like their music. :hear_no_evil:
  • I don’t like their personalities. :roll_eyes:
  • I don’t like their music or their personalities. :unamused:
  • They are just OK. :ok_hand: :neutral_face:
  • I did like them but they have gone too far downhill. :snowboarder:
  • I do like the old stuff but the new stuff is lame! :grimacing:
  • Humor does not belong in Music! :face_with_monocle: :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
  • I like some of their songs. :vulcan_salute:
  • I like most, if not all of their songs. :metal:
  • They Rock my Socks Off! :rocket: :socks:
  • This is a very knotty subject that deserves a special answer that almost but not quite no one will read. So: Other! :nerd_face:
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Do you even remember what a normal presidential election was like?

  • Ah, yes, the good ol’ days
  • Hmm, no, I have no memory of normal anymore…
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  • Normal: a good thing
  • normal leaves us complacent and unprepared for chaos
  • bloody mary
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Here are the titles of a nine-part series of fantasy works. Based solely on the titles, which part most catches your interest?

  • The First Age of Darkness
  • Revenge of the Enchantress
  • Exodus
  • Quest of the Avatar
  • Warriors of Destiny
  • The False Prophet
  • The Black Gate
  • Pagan
  • Ascension
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How do you pronounce this fraction: 3/4?

  • Three quarters
  • Three fourths
  • I use both terms roughly equally
  • I have a completely different word for it
  • What’s a fraction?
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Have you ever had restaurant croutons that were so good you wish you could buy a box/bag and eat them at home like chips/crackers?

  • Yes
  • No, I have never had croutons that good.
  • No, I have had good croutons, but I’ve never wanted to eat them like chips/crackers.
  • Whatdaya mean? The croutons you can buy in the grocery store are good enough to eat like chips/crackers!
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