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Earlier today I watched a video in which the YouTuber rode in a Waymo self-driving taxi (Although that wasn’t the main focus of the video; it was an air travel video and he was using them to get to and from the Phoenix airport).

Would you ride in a self driving taxi?

  • I have ridden in a self-driving taxi before, and I’d willingly do it again
  • I have ridden in a self-driving taxi before, but I wouldn’t do it again
  • I have never ridden in a self-driving taxi before, but I would willingly do so if given the opportunity
  • I have never ridden in a self-driving taxi before, and I would not ride in one
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What’s the meaning of “can not” with the words separated by a space?

  • able to not do something
  • synonym of “cannot”
  • both/either
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In the painting, Mona Lisa’s smile:

  • is a smug smirk. :smirking_face:
  • is indicative of mild bemusement. :slightly_smiling_face:
  • is because she just farted. :ninja:
  • is because she is pretending to be amused at a joke. :disguised_face:
  • is just normal noblewoman condescension. :princess:
  • is because Leonardo’s fly is open. :shorts:
  • is because she is spacing out on past memories or a daydream. :woman_astronaut:
  • is because Leonardo has some food on his face. :pizza:
  • is nothing special. :face_with_monocle:
  • is because she just thought of a joke. :face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth:
  • is because she thinks the person talking to her is full of it. :thinking:
  • is due to her being bored out of her skull and trying her best to hold a smile, any smile. :yawning_face:
  • is because someone is trying to tickle her feet but she is not ticklish. :feather:
  • is because someone is making funny faces behind Leonardo’s back. :zany_face:
  • is because she is thinking of a funny thing her cat did. :black_cat:
  • is none of the above. Let me tell you the Real Answer! :face_with_rolling_eyes:
  • I have no clue, but I like voting in polls! :face_with_hand_over_mouth:
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You enter an empty elevator together with three strangers. Apart from the order of entry, nothing distinguishes the occupants from each other. (That is, everyone seems similar to you in age, gender, dress, mobility, etc.) The elevator is roomy, and with a wide door, and you find yourselves positioned in roughly equal distance to the exit. It turns out everyone is getting off at the same floor. Which of the following options most closely accords with your expectation/preference with regard to who should exit the elevator first?

  • I exit first, regardless of my order of entry.
  • I exit last, regardless of my order of entry.
  • Whoever entered first exits first.
  • Whoever entered last exits first.
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How do you pronounce “buoy”?
  • BOO-eee
  • Bwoi
  • Buoi
  • Boi (same as “boy”)
  • NOTA, something else
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When I was a kid, my parents paid me…

(Don’t count gifts like receiving money as a birthday present, etc.)

  • A regular allowance, which I didn’t have to do anything for
  • For doing chores
  • For babysitting a younger sibling
  • For getting good grades
  • For something else
  • My parents didn’t pay me anything, ever
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Have you ever in your life consumed a drink with a little umbrella in it?

  • Yes
  • no
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Quiz: Need Answer Fast

Who invented the line chart?
  • Florence Nightingale
  • Edward Tufte
  • William Playfair
  • Hans Rosling
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How do you pronounce the word “cumulative”?

  • Accent on the first syllable, e.g., CYOOM you la tive
  • Accent on the second syllable, e.g., ca MULE a tive
  • Accent on the third syllable, e.g., come you LATE ive
  • Accent on the fourt syllable, e.g., come you li TIVE
  • Fewer than four syllables
  • More than four syllables
  • Must complain about this poll!
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How do you pronounce “applicable”?

  • Accent on the first syllable – APP-li-ca-bul
  • Accent on the second syllable – a-PLIC-a-bul
  • I pronounce is some other way
  • Must complain about this poll!
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How do you pronounce “aunt”?

  • Rhymes with “grant”
  • Rhymes with “font”
  • Some other kinda way
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How do you pronounce Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch?

  • I don’t
  • Like “throat-warbler mangrove”
  • Like “Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­gocho”, but without the “o” at the end.
  • Some other way
  • Now, I’ve noticed a tendency for these polls to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I’m not having things getting silly. This poll is very silly indeed. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do, except perhaps my wife, and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that’s beside the point.
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How do you pronounce Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch?

  • Correctly
  • Incorrectly
  • I incorrectly believe I pronounce it correctly
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If you had to choose your blood type and you could only choose between O- (the universal donor for red blood cells) or AB+ (the universal recipient for red blood cells), which one would you choose?

  • O-
  • AB+
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What type of hand protection do you prefer when handling hot cooking vessels?

  • Cloth oven mitt
  • Flat cloth potholder
  • Silicone oven mitt
  • Flat silicone potholder
  • I just use a towel or other piece of cloth not specifically designed for handling hot objects
  • I don’t use anything because I don’t cook
  • I don’t use anything because I have hands of steel
  • Something else
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When attending live concerts of loud music

  • I’m the person who whistles (“fweet!”) durnig the drum solo.
  • I whistle during applause in case they are recording so I’ll be able to brag That’s Me.
  • I never whistle, either because I can’t or think it’s rude.
  • I whistle only if I like the drum solo, and if I do I know the drummer heard me and hope they are spurred to go even longer
  • I whistle regardless of whether I like it or not because that’s what you do at concerts.
  • I whistle before the band even hits the stage.
  • I whistle when the band leaves the stage but before the encore.
  • I whistle for other reasons.
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How do you pronounce “FAQ”?

  • As a single syllable (“fak” or similar)
  • By sounding out each letter (“eff eh cue” or similar)
  • I could say it either way
  • I say it some altogether different way
  • I know this term but have never spoken it aloud and cannot even contemplate how I would say it
  • I don’t know this term
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In your most recent job role, what proportion of your working time on average do/did you spend reading or writing e-mail?

  • none at all
  • much less than a quarter
  • about a quarter
  • about a third
  • about half
  • about two thirds
  • about three quarters
  • much more than three quarters
  • all the time
  • I have never had a job
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Did psychonaut check to see if there were any previous (3 in this case) prior polls on the acronym FAQ?
  • Yes, he most certainly did!
  • Nope, he most certainly did not!
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