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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
5810

Question for women: How do you feel about being addressed or referred to as “guy,” either individually or as part of a group?

  • I don’t like it and I say so.
  • I don’t like it, but I keep quiet about it.
  • I’m indifferent. Whatever.
  • I positively prefer it.
  • Men click this one, please.
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5811

Do you think Bigfoot exists?

  • I’m convinced Bigfoot exists.
  • I think it’s likely that Bigfoot exists.
  • I’m open to the possibility that Bigfoot exists.
  • I don’t think Bigfoot exists.
  • I’m convinced that pie exists.
0 voters
5812
  • I swear I saw some creature that could have been a sasquatch
  • maybe a baby sasquatch
  • show me the sasquatch turds
  • it was probably the brandy
0 voters
5813

What are the best sitcom catchphrases? Select as many as you like.

  • Aaay – Happy Days
  • Baby, you’re the greatest! – The Honeymooners
  • Bang, zoom, to the moon! – The Honeymooners
  • Bazinga! – The Big Bang Theory
  • Cut. It. Out. – Full House
  • D’oh! – The Simpsons
  • Did I do that? – Family Matters
  • Dyn-O-Mite! – Good Times
  • Eat my shorts! – The Simpsons
  • God’ll get you for that! – Maude
  • Hello, Newman. – Seinfeld
  • Hey hey hey! – What’s Happening!
  • Holy crap! – Everybody Loves Raymond
  • How rude! – Full House
  • How you doin’? – Friends
  • I know nothing! – Hogan’s Heroes
  • I’m Larry, this is my brother, Darryl… - Newhart
  • It’s gonna be legen – wait for it – dary! – How I Met Your Mother
  • Kiss my grits! – Alice
  • Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! – The Brady Bunch
  • Missed it by that much! – Get Smart
  • Nanu Nanu – Mork & Mindy
  • Nip it in the bud! – The Andy Griffith Show
  • No soup for you! – Seinfeld
  • Norm! – Cheers
  • Shazam! – Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
  • Shut up, Meg. – Family Guy
  • Sit on it! – Happy Days
  • Sorry about that, Chief! – Get Smart
  • Stifle yourself! – All in the Family
  • Suit up! – How I Met Your Mother
  • Tank you veddy much. – Taxi
  • That’s what she said. – The Office
  • Up your know with a rubber hose – Welcome Back, Kotter
  • What choo talkin’ ‘bout, Willis? – Diff’rent Strokes
  • Would you believe…? - Get Smart
  • Yada yada yada - Seinfeld
  • You big dummy! – Sanford and Son
  • You got it, dude! – Full House
  • You got some ‘splainin’ to do! – I Love Lucy
  • You rang? – The Addams Family
  • None of the above
  • Other
0 voters
5814

How do you pronounce the year 2004?

  • Two thousand four
  • Two thousand and four
  • Twenty oh four
  • Twenty aught four
  • I’m inconsistant and use two or more of these about equally
  • I pronounce it some other way
0 voters
5815

Does the vehicle you drive most often have a CD player?

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters

Some other answer.

  • Yes
0 voters
5816

Looking back on your life do you wish:

  • you had made more money
  • you had had more fun
0 voters
5817
1980’s girl band time!
  • The Bangles
  • The Go-Go’s
  • Someone Else
  • NOTA
0 voters
5818

If you get pulled over by the police for a minor traffic infraction, and they let you off with a warning, how long do you modify your driving to comply with that warning?

  • Not at all.
  • For a few days
  • For a few weeks
  • For a few months
  • For a few years
  • Forever
0 voters
  • Some other answer
  • Yes
0 voters
5819

Are seagulls common where you currently live?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Hard to say
0 voters
5820

You are a sports referee. It is the championship game or series. One of the two teams has been consistently getting unfair officiating in their favor (or accused of getting such) all season long. Assuming that fair officiating is not an option:

  • Officiate unfairly against them, to give them a taste of their own medicine
  • Officiate unfairly in favor of them, in order to make the crooked-officiating narrative even more difficult to ignore
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5821

When was the last time you used a typewriter to produce a document that you actually used (a letter or envelope you mailed, a report or manuscript you submitted, a label you put on something, etc.)?

  • today
  • in the last week
  • in the last month
  • in the last year
  • in the 2020s
  • in the 2010s
  • in the 2000s
  • in the 1990s
  • in the 1980s
  • in the 1970s
  • before the 1970s
  • I have never typed a useful document on a typewriter
0 voters
5822

When was the last time you used a rotary dial telephone to place a call?

  • today
  • in the last week
  • in the last month
  • in the last year
  • in the 2020s
  • in the 2010s
  • in the 2000s
  • in the 1990s
  • in the 1980s
  • in the 1970s
  • before the 1970s
  • I have never placed a call on a rotary dial phone
0 voters
5823

When was the last time you used a computer to read or write data to a 3½", 5¼" or 8" floppy disk?

  • today
  • in the last week
  • in the last month
  • in the last year
  • in the 2020s
  • in the 2010s
  • in the 2000s
  • in the 1990s
  • in the 1980s
  • in the 1970s
  • I have never used a computer to read or write data to a 3½", 5¼" or 8" floppy disk
0 voters
5824

Mark all you find acceptable:

  • There are five is in Mississippi.
  • There are five Is in Mississippi.
  • There are five i’s in Mississippi.
  • There are five I’s in Mississippi.
  • There are four i’s in Mississippi, you inadequate troll!
0 voters
5825

Mark all you find acceptable:

  • There are four is in Mississippi.
  • There are four Is in Mississippi.
  • There are four i’s in MIssissippi.
  • There are four I’s in MIssissippi.
  • None of the above; I want quote marks of some kind.
  • None of the above, I don’t know what I want.
0 voters
5826

Are you following March Madness?

  • yes
  • sort of
  • no
  • March who?
  • “March Madness” describes the chaos in my life right now.
  • something else
0 voters
5827

What are the best catchphrases?: Simpsons Edition. Select as many as you’d like.

  • “D’oh!” - Homer
  • “Woohoo!” - Homer
  • “Why you little!” - Homer
  • “Mmm, donuts” (or other food item) - Homer
  • “Stupid Flanders.” - Homer
  • “Hrmmm…” (angry grumble) - Marge
  • “Eat my shorts!” - Bart
  • “Don’t Have a Cow, Man!” - Bart
  • “¡Ay, caramba!” - Bart
  • Pacifier sucking sounds - Maggie
  • “Hi-Diddily-Ho!” - Ned Flanders
  • “Okily Dokily!” - Ned Flanders
  • “Worst [whatever] ever!” - Comic Book Guy
  • “Excellent!” - Mr. Burns
  • “Release the Hounds!” - Mr. Burns
  • Burp! - Barney Gumble
  • “Hey, Hey Kids!” - Krusty the Clown
  • “Glavin!” - Prof. Frink
  • “Ha ha!” - Nelson Muntz
  • Jovial Chuckle - Dr. Hibbert
  • “Hi, Everybody!” - Dr. Nick Rivera
  • “SKINNNNNERRRRRRR!” - Superintendent Chalmers
  • “Yargh!” - Sea Captain
  • “Hi, I’m Troy McClure!” - Troy McClure
  • “Thank You, Come Again!” - Apu
  • “Oh, Yeah!” - Duff Man
  • “Disco Stu is [something that rhymes with Stu]” - Disco Stu
  • “Yes, Mother” - Principal Skinner
  • Other
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5828
You’re traveling with a companion. Your room has bunk beds. You won the rock-paper-scissors game for first choice. You are taking the:
  • Top bunk
  • Bottom bunk
  • I don’t actually care, so I defer, even though I won.
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5829

When watching a magician perform a magic trick:

  • I try to figure out how the trick is done while watching
  • I often think about it afterwards, trying to sort out the trickery
  • I just sit back and watch, without wondering the how
  • I actively seek out “how it’s done” videos
  • I prefer knowing the how
  • I prefer not knowing the how
  • My preference for knowing the how depends on the trick
  • Once learning the how, I sometimes try the trick myself
  • I don’t watch magic or magicians
  • “How” is a weird word that gets weirder the more you type it How. How. How.
  • …and now I’m thinking about the ZZ Top song “La Grange”, where they sing “a-how-how-how…”
  • Other
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