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If I could go back in a time machine and talk to my 18-year-old self, I would tell them:

  • stay away from this particular person who’s gonna be trouble
  • this person will be the love of your life
  • here are some good stock tips
  • here are some good tips for sports betting
  • here’s what you should know about future political events
  • take heart, because I know you’re going to turn out OK
  • I wouldn’t want to talk to my 18-year-old self
  • I’d talk to myself, but wouldn’t tell them anything about the future
  • Other
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Do you reuse disposable plastic beverage containers (like soda bottles) for water or other beverages?

  • Yes
  • No
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Recently, I donated blood and answered a questionnaire at home beforehand as usual. After the normal questionnaire, there were several questions related to a research study the organization (Vitalant) is participating in. They made it clear that the research-related questions were optional and that declining to answer them would not affect my eligibility to donate. One of the questions asked about multivitamins and iron supplements. I answered that I take a multivitamin with iron. The next question asked how often I take it. The possible answers included “1-3 days a week” and “4-6 days a week”. I take it every other days (so some weeks 3 days and some weeks 4 days) so I had to decide between those two answers. If you had been in my position, which one would you have picked?
What I did and why: I chose “1-3 days a week”. My thinking was that I might miss a day here and there so my average would be closer to 3 than to 4.

  • I would chose “1-3 days a week”.
  • I would chose “4-6 days a week”.
  • I wouldn’t answer that question.
  • Bacon!
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We just had a new mod hired:

How good a SDMB moderator do you think you would be, if hired for such? [BE HONEST]
  • 5: I think I would be a fair and impartial arbitrator.
  • 4: I would do a pretty decent job I’d say
  • 3: I’d be fair to middling at it most likely
  • 2: I’d be rather draconian and harsh
  • 1: I’d be a Hanging Moderator for sure
  • 0: NOTA etc.
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It’s still technically March.

  • “Technically March” is stupid because it is either March or not March, end of discussion.
  • “Technically March” is stupid because no technology is involved with March.
  • “Technically March” could be appropriate in certain circumstances, say, March 31 just before midnight, or after midnight if you are on a flight to Hawaii, and it will be before midnight when you land.
  • “Technically March” can be used to be amusing, sardonic, or sarcastic.
  • “Technically March” can be used in pedantic situations, e.g., your boss says you need to close out March by Friday, and you remind her that Monday is still technically March.
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Best musical movie set in Georgian or Victorian England?

  • The Beggar’s Opera (1953)
  • The Stingiest Man in Town (1956)
  • Mister Magoo’s Christmas Carol (1962)
  • Doctor Dolittle (1967)
  • Half a Sixpence (1967)
  • Oliver! (1968)
  • Pickwick (1969)
  • Scrooge (1970)
  • Mister Quilp (1975)
  • The Stingiest Man in Town (1978)
  • The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
  • A Christmas Carol (2004)
  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
  • Barbie in a Christmas Carol (2008)
  • some other musical movie not in this list
  • I’m not familiar with any of these movies
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When you remove eggs from their container, and some eggs remain in that container, do you pay attention to how the remaining eggs are arranged in the container?

  • Yes, to ensure proper distribution of weight in the container
  • Yes, to leave behind an interesting pattern of eggs
  • No
  • Question does not apply to me / other
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Which of these car maintenance activities have you ever performed yourself?

  • Add fuel
  • Add air to tires
  • Change a tire
  • Rotate tires
  • Change brake pads, drums or linings
  • Turn rotors
  • Replace battery
  • Change oil and/or oil filter
  • Replace exterior light (headlights, tail lights, turn signal lights, etc)
  • Replace belt(s)
  • Replace hose(s)
  • Replace windshield wipers
  • Replace transmission fluid
  • Replace engine air filter
  • Replace cabin air filter
  • Replace spark plugs
  • Body damage repair
  • I have never done any of those things
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Best catchphrases: Futurama edition. Once again, select as many as you want.

  • “Crud!” – Fry
  • “Hi-yah!” – Leela
  • “Oh, Lord” – Leela
  • “Bite my shiny metal ass” – Bender
  • “We’re boned” – Bender
  • “I’m/We’re back, baby!” – Bender
  • “Fun on the bun” – Bender
  • “Shut up [someone], I know it” – Bender
  • “I’m 40% [something]!” – Bender
  • “Good news, everyone!” – Farnsworth
  • “Whaa?” – Farnsworth
  • Wernstrom!” – Farnsworth
  • “Oh my yes/no” – Farnsworth
  • “Woop-woop-woop-woop!” – Zoidberg
  • “Hooray!” – Zoidberg
  • “[Famous person]? I love that guy!” – Zoidberg
  • “What an honor!” – Zoidberg
  • “Awwww…” – Zoidberg
  • “My Manwich!” – Hermes
  • “Bam!” – Elzar
  • “My kajigger!” – Hattie
  • “Watchacallit” – Hattie
  • Sigh – Kif
  • “Aww yeaahh” – URL
  • “I am Lrrr” – Lrrr
  • “Haroo!” - Nixon’s Head
  • “Ha-Haaaa!” – Roberto
  • “I’m Scruffy, the Janitor” – Scruffy
  • Other
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Two current threads on one’s upbringing, or that of one’s offspring:

5 = great, 1 = awful:

How well did your FATHER raise you? [usual 5 point scale sparing everyone my descriptions this time]
  • 5
  • 4
  • 3
  • 2
  • 1
  • 0 My father was absent for most if not all of my childhood
  • NOTA - Cannot put my experiences onto the scale, things were too mixed
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* How well did your MOTHER raise you?
  • 5
  • 4
  • 3
  • 2
  • 1
  • 0 My mother was absent for most if not all of my childhood
  • NOTA - Cannot put my experiences onto the scale, things were too mixed
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Do you plan to attend a “hands off” protest on Saturday April 5th?

  • Yes
  • Maybe, i haven’t decided
  • No (I live in the US)
  • No (l don’t live in the US)
  • Huh? There’s going to a protest?
  • 42
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April Fools Pranks

  • Love them sooo much!
  • Some can be pretty funny
  • Harmless ones are good, some others are cruel
  • Tired and hackneyed.
  • Oh hell no no no!!!
  • Other
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Have you ever attended or participated in a ground-breaking ceremony?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Pie!
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How about a ribbon-cutting ceremony?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Bacon!
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If you talk out loud to yourself on a regular basis, do you ever feel weird about it?

  • No. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
  • Rarely. :thinking:
  • Yes, sometimes. :speak_no_evil_monkey:
  • Yes, almost always. :blush:
  • Yes, always. :zany_face:
  • I don’t talk to myself out loud, -ever- weirdo! :shushing_face:
  • I don’t talk to myself out loud, -ever- but I don’t think it is weird, as long as you are sane. :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:
  • I hardly ever talk to myself out loud, but when I do, I do not consider it weird. :relieved_face:
  • I hardly ever talk to myself out loud, but when I do, I do consider it weird. :melting_face:
  • No. There is a big difference between sane talking to yourself and the insane version. The sane version isn’t weird, which is what I do. :face_with_monocle:
  • Having an opinion about this is currently too difficult for me. :zipper_mouth_face:
  • You are looking at this too simplistically. Let me enlighten you with an opinion on the matter- straight from the Other dimension! :alien:
  • TLDR! I just like to vote in polls! :face_with_hand_over_mouth:
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Do you think anyone, anyone, in the Current Federal Government gives a flying fig about massive crowds blocking all the bridges in the San Francisco Bay Area this Saturday?

  • No. Current Fed Gov is too stupid to be aware of anything like this.
  • No. Current Fed Gov doesn’t care about anyone besides themselves.
  • No. San Francisco area is rife with liberals, so the current Fed Gov doesn’t care, maybe won’t even notice.
  • Kinda: they’ll think it is hilarious!
  • No. The only people who will care are the 1 million people who can’t get to their daughter’s birthday party, or the concert they spent $100/ticket for, etc.
  • Yes. (I woke up from a 15-year coma just today!)
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Would you rather be a librarian or an archivist?

  • librarian
  • archivist
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Peeps

  • Fresh & soft
  • Stale & hard
  • No thank you
0 voters

Peeps Shape

  • Chicks
  • Bunnies
  • Either one, I don’t care
  • Neither one, I still don’t like 'em
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Someone hands you a plate with the following on it and asks you to choose one. Which do you choose?

  • a Godiva chocolate
  • a Dove bar
  • a half dozen Circus Peanuts
  • a couple of Peeps
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(Inspired by…)

Protesting this Saturday (4/5)?

  • Yes.
  • No. (I am aware of protests but am not partipating.)
  • No. (I do not know about these protests.)
0 voters

Are you on Social Security Disability (SSDI)?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Trying to get it
  • Tried but was denied
  • Other
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