Polls only: No discussion

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
6530

What is the most you’ve ever paid for a single ticket to a concert, play, opera, ballet, comedy act, or similar staged public performance? You can count a performance by multiple performers on a single day, but let’s not include multi-day festivals or sports events.

  • Less than $20
  • $20 to $50
  • $50 to $100
  • $100 to $250
  • $250 to $500
  • $500 to $750
  • $750 to $1000
  • $1000 to $2000
  • Over $2000
  • I’ve never been to any such performance, but I want to click something.
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Discussion thread for the "Polls only" thread (Part 2)
6531

Your view of people leaving the United States because of Trump:

  • It’s good - they get to live elsewhere in some place that’s not run by a buffoon
  • It’s bad - it means more Trump opponents leaving the USA, thus making the USA a more pro-Trump environment
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6532

Which one should The Weather Channel start naming next:

  • tornadoes
  • high pressure systems
  • low pressure systems
  • afternoon thunderstorms
  • heat waves
  • el ninos
  • la ninas
  • floods
  • droughts
  • fog
  • derechos
  • sun flares
  • sandstorms
  • squalls
  • waterspouts
  • drizzles
  • rainbows
  • nimbus clouds
  • clear skies
  • colorful sunrises and sunsets
  • all of the above
  • none of the above (aw come on, where is the fun in that?)
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6533
  • Sweet dreams are made of this
  • Sweet dreams are made of these
  • Sweet dreams are made of cheese
  • Sweet dreams are made of something else
  • What?
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6534
  • Is this a poll
  • Or am I just getting around
  • The discussion ban
  • By typing sentence fragments
  • Into the “Build Poll” function?
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6535

Are polls allowed in the discussion thread?

  • Nothing in that thread says polls aren’t allowed, therefore they are allowed.
  • They might not technically be against the rules, but please keep the polls in this thread for everyone’s sanity.
  • The fact that this thread is “polls only, no discussion” implies that the other thread is “discussion only, no polls” even if it’s not explicitly stated. No polls in the discussion thread!
  • I have a very nuanced opinion that doesn’t fit into any of the above categories.
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6536

Should we change the title of the other thread to:

Discussion only: No polls?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Yes and No
  • Other
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6537

You can have a machine in your kitchen that dispenses one of the following, perfectly prepared, in endless quantities, 24/7.

Which would you choose?

  • Roasted potato wedges
  • Mashed potatoes & gravy
  • French fried potatoes
  • Baked potatoes with choice of toppings
  • Hash brown potatoes
  • Scalloped potatoes
  • Potato salad
  • Tater tots
  • Loaded potato skins
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6538

Poll only for US citizens who support the Democratic Party. (ETA: Looks like the first few respondents were erased when I edited to allow people to choose only one answer)

Which of these statements do you MOST agree with?

  • The Democrats would win more elections if they were more progressive.
  • Democrats would win more elections if they were more moderate.
  • Our policies aren’t the problem; our losses in two of the last three Presidential elections have been mostly due to poor candidate selection and/ or campaign strategy
  • Other
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6539
Funniest Second City TV member (considering career as whole):
  • John Candy
  • Joe Flaherty
  • Eugene Levy
  • Andrea Martin
  • Catherine O’Hara
  • Rick Moranis
  • Dave Thomas
  • Martin Short
  • None of the above
  • I am not familiar with enough of them to vote
0 voters
6540

True or false: farts make your clothes smell until you wash them.

  • True
  • False
  • Eww
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6541

Inspired by the Melania thread.

I’ve deliberately created a 2 hour video that is designed to be as hard to watch as possible. The exception being I haven’t used any techniques that are actually illegal to film, (no CSAM etc). How much would I have to pay you to watch it? You must watch it with the care you would normally watch a cinema film and if you want to leave early you lose $50 rather than receiving any payment.

  • $50 or less
  • $51-$100
  • $101-$200
  • $201-500
  • $501-$1000
  • Not even for $1000
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Discussion thread for the "Polls only" thread (Part 3)
6542

Where you live, who is officially responsible for keeping the sidewalk in front of a residential house clear of snow and ice?

  • The resident / homeowner
  • The government / city
  • Other (someone else?)
  • There is no official responsibility to keep sidewalks clear
  • We don’t get snow and ice where I live, but I wanted to vote anyway
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6543

There are no sidewalks where I live. (That is, none in my immediate vicinity, though there may be some in the nearest village or city.)

  • Yes, we have no sidewalks..
  • No, we do have sidewalks.
  • Other
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6544

If there is a dog in your household, what people food do they get the most excited for when you are eating it?

  • Chicken
  • Beef
  • Pork
  • Sausage
  • Hot dog
  • Hamburger
  • Cheese
  • Bacon
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Peanut butter
  • Shrimp
  • Yogurt
  • Popcorn
  • Bread
  • Other
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6545

Suppose someone has a television that receives a signal via a coaxial cable and is billed by a cable company but is only subscribed to local channels such as ABC and NBC and not cable channels such as ESPN or TNT. Person A says they do not have cable because they only receive channels that they used to receive over the air before the switch to digital. Person B says they do have cable because they get TV via a cable company. Whom do you agree with?

  • Person A (They do not have cable.)
  • Person B (They do have cable.)
  • something else
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6546

How much of the Super Bowl are you going to watch (the actual game, not the commercials, not the halftime show)?

  • Absolutely all of it
  • Probably all of it
  • Absolutely some of it
  • Probably some of it
  • Absolutely zero of it
  • Probably zero of it
  • I absolutely dunno
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6547

Have you ever written “wash me” in the dust on someone’s car?

  • Yes
  • No
  • something else
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Has anyone ever written “wash me” in the dust on your car?

  • Yes
  • No
  • something else
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6548

If you were to go out for a morning breakfast at a sit-down restaurant, what day would the most likely day you would go out for breakfast?

  • Sunday
  • Monday
  • Tuesday
  • Wednesday
  • Thursday
  • Friday
  • Saturday
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6549

I just found a note on my desk that says:

stadium wave popup
16 weeks doorknobs

Do you leave notes for yourself that are totally whack when you read them a few days/weeks later?

  • Sometimes I find my notes-to-self sound whack later
  • My notes-to-self are generally cogent at all times
  • I don’t make notes for myself
  • Other
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Suppose I have been murdered and you are a murder detective and you found that note on my desk.

  • I would think this is some kind of important clue and would dig deep to get to the bottom of it.
  • I might check to see if doorknobs could have been involved in the murder in some way, but the rest of the note is inscrutable.
  • Naw, this note is just whack, I would ignore it.
  • I would be crying too hard at the death of the Great Karen to be functional as a detective.
  • Other
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