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How much can your boss(es) tell if you are doing a good job or bad job at work?

  • They can tell very well and accurately
  • So-so, they might have some idea but not much detail
  • They wouldn’t be able to tell at all how well or badly I’m performing
  • Not applicable, or don’t work anymore, or other answer
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When you see a food or drink with the flavor of “wild cherry,” you generally think the “wild” adjective is:

  • wild like in that there is a specific variety of cherry called a wild cherry.
  • wild like in some unclassified and grown-in-the-wild cherry.
  • wild like in “wild and crazy”. Zany tangy red flavor marketed as if consuming the product creates a wild taste experience.
  • wild as just sort of a certain typical sour cherry flavor that, while not directly related to a particular cherry, is not meant to be especially zany.
  • Something else.
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In at least one episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation some characters use the phrase the “Ancient West” to mean what us early 21st century folk call the Old West. In the Star Trek timeline, the “Ancient West” would be about 500 years in the past. I’m not sure if I consider something 500 years old to be ancient.

So, what is the most recent era that you would call “ancient”? (I’m using European eras taken from Wikipedia, just because that’s what I’m most familiar with).

  • Prehistory (before c. 3000 BC)
  • The Bronze Age (c. 3000 BC – c. 1050 BC)
  • The Iron Age (c. 1050 BC – c. 500 AD)
  • The Middle Ages (476–1453 AD)
  • The Early Modern Period (1453–1789)
  • Later than that
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Winter Olympics (with list of disciplines)

Which Winter Olympics events are you interested in and plan to follow/watch?
  • Alpine skiing
  • Biathalon
  • Bobsled
  • Cross-country skiing
  • Curling
  • Figure skating
  • Freestyle skiing
  • Ice Hockey
  • Luge
  • Nordic combined
  • Short-track speed skating
  • Skeleton
  • Ski Jumping
  • Ski mountaineering
  • Snowboarding
  • Speed skating
  • Something Not Listed (tho check the link first)
  • None of the Above
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

  • To get to the other side
  • To get to the Other Side
  • What??
  • Something else
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In an average week, how much time do you spend playing video games?

  • None
  • Less than 15 minutes
  • 15 to 60 minutes
  • 1 to 2 hours
  • 2 to 4 hours
  • 4 to 6 hours
  • 6 to 8 hours
  • 8 to 10 hours
  • 10 to 12 hours
  • 12 to 14 hours
  • More than 14 hours
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A school has the mascot of “Warriors.” Your first image of what that refers to:

  • Knights in armor
  • Indigenous American tribal members
  • Some sort of fighter, but no specific image
  • Other
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You are an NFL player. A streaker runs onto the field during a game, perhaps the Super Bowl. What do you do?

  • Hard tackle
  • Leave him alone
  • other answer
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You are reading text on a screen. In order to see the text currently below the bottom of the screen, you move your cursor, finger or other pointing device in an upward motion on the screen.

You are:

  • Scrolling up
  • Scrolling down
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My wife and I differ on this perspective, and I want to see which one of us is the weirdo here.

Imagine you’re operating a front-end-loader, something like this one. Which of these feels more intuitive to you? (At least according to one of my college professors, this is a much debated subject among industrial designers.)

  • Pull the lever back to make the boom go up (Kind of like an airplane yoke).
  • Push the lever forward to make the boom go up.
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Is sex better when it is “dirty”?
  • Yes, oh yes!
  • No…
  • Depends…
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Weird collection of polls today, huh?

  • Yeah, weird.
  • Not really weirder than any other day.
  • What? Other?
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Do you like the taste of…

Anchovies

  • Anchovies Yes!
  • Anchovies Neutral!
  • Anchovies No!
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Beer

  • Beer Yes!
  • Beer Neutral!
  • Beer No!
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Black Licorice

  • Black Licorice Yes!
  • Black Licorice Neutral!
  • Black Licorice No!
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Blue Cheese

  • Blue Cheese Yes!
  • Blue Cheese Neutral!
  • Blue Cheese No!
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Buttermilk

  • Buttermilk Yes!
  • Buttermilk Neutral!
  • Buttermilk No!
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Cilantro

  • Cilantro Yes!
  • Cilantro Neutral!
  • Cilantro No!
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Coffee

  • Coffee Yes!
  • Coffee Neutral!
  • Coffee No!
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Liver

  • Liver Yes!
  • Liver Neutral!
  • Liver No!
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Mushrooms

  • Mushrooms Yes!
  • Mushrooms Neutral!
  • Mushrooms No!
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Tofu

  • Tofu Yes!
  • Tofu Neutral!
  • Tofu No!
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Whiskey

  • Whiskey Yes!
  • Whiskey Neutral!
  • Whiskey No!
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Who are your favorite Muppets?

IMPORTANT: This is a public poll - do not participate if you wish to keep your Muppet preferences confidential.

  • Animal
  • Beaker
  • Bert
  • Big Bird
  • Camilla the Chicken
  • Cookie Monster
  • Count von Count
  • Dr. Teeth
  • Elmo
  • Ernie
  • Fozzie Bear
  • Gonzo
  • Grover
  • Janice
  • Kermit the Frog
  • Miss Piggy
  • Oscar the Grouch
  • Pepe the King Prawn
  • Rizzo the Rat
  • Rowlf
  • Sam the Eagle
  • Scooter
  • Snuffleupagus
  • Statler and Waldorf
  • Swedish Chef
  • Sweetums
  • None of them
  • Other
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Pet owners, do you have conversations with your pet(s)?

  • Yes, I speak to them in English (or my native language if not English)
  • Yes, I respond to their meows, barks, etc. by meowing/barking/whatever back at them
  • Yes, I converse with them in some other way
  • No, I have one or more pets but I don’t converse with them in any way
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  • I don’t own a pet but I want to click something.
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Inspired by The disappearance of the polyglot thread, how many languages do you have?

For ‘have,’ I am going to define it as “read well enough to enjoy a novel without using a dictionary; listen well enough to enjoy an audiobook without a dictionary; speak well enough to have a productive conversation with a stranger over the phone.” For dead languages, you can count reading only. I’m leaving writing out of my definitions, and I don’t mind if people adjust for illiteracy (say, you speak Chinese fluently but don’t read it fluently or at all).

  • One
  • Two
  • Three
  • Four
  • Five
  • Six
  • Seven
  • More than Seven
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Similarly, how many do you need in order to be a polyglot?

  • One
  • Two
  • Three
  • Four
  • More than Four
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Imagine four objects or four concepts described by age-related adjectives.

Please put the adjectives in order of OLDEST to youngest.

  • ancient
  • prehistoric
  • antediluvian
  • antebellum
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OK, to correlate those results, please answer the following four polls.

Which adjective indicates the oldest object/idea?

  • ancient
  • prehistoric
  • antediluvian
  • antebellum
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Which is the second oldest object/idea?

  • ancient
  • prehistoric
  • antediluvian
  • antebellum
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Which is the third oldest?

  • ancient
  • prehistoric
  • antediluvian
  • antebellum
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Which is the youngest?

  • ancient
  • prehistoric
  • antediluvian
  • antebellum
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How attractive do you find the people in your part of the world?

  • To me, they’re the most attractive people in the world.
  • I find them generally more attractive than those from elsewhere.
  • I think they’re about average in terms of attractiveness.
  • I find them generally less attractive than those from elsewhere.
  • To me, they’re the least attractive people in the world.
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How intelligent do you find the people in your part of the world?

  • To me, they’re the most intelligent people in the world.
  • I find them generally more intelligent than those from elsewhere.
  • I think they’re about average in terms of intelligence.
  • I find them generally less intelligent than those from elsewhere.
  • To me, they’re the least intelligent people in the world.
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You are a male college student living off campus with four other guys. One of them is cheating on his girlfriend, who frequently visits the house, and has asked his housemates to help cover for him. Two have agreed and the third, an old friend, is noncommittal. You’re the only one to outright refuse.

You think this dude is doing wrong, but you’re concerned about, among other things, your living situation and whether the girlfriend will believe you. So you hatch a plan: the next time the dude is with his side girl at the house and the girlfriend comes over, you let her in and tell her that he’s in his room. That way you have plausible deniability (“I didn’t know you’d be dumb enough to meet her here!”) and she sees for herself.

There’s an explosive breakup. Did you do the right thing?

  • Yes
  • No, you should have told her directly and taken the consequences
  • No, you should have stayed out of it entirely
  • No for another reason
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Remember this poll from Jan 2022? (Of course you don’t, well maybe Velocity does!)

Does Trump Part 2 count as a worse president than Trump (Part 1)?

  • Yes, and my prediction was CORRECT!
  • Yes, and my prediction was wrong…
  • No, we must wait longer before declaring winners and losers in that poll.
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