I eat breakfast in the morning:
- Every day
- Almost every day
- Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t
- Somewhat infrequently
- Never or almost never
- Only on workdays
- Only on weekends/vacation/special occasions
- Some other frequency not described above
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Did you know that criminal defense lawyers in the United States are not allowed to take a case with a contingency fee?
- Yes
- No
- That is irrelvent to the hypothentical
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Your favorite mayonnaise or mayonnaise-like product brand
- 365
- Blue Plate
- Cains
- Duke’s
- Heinz
- Hellman’s
- Kraft
- Miracle Whip
- Sir Kensington
- Trader Joe’s
- Some other store brand
- Some other brand
- Depends on what it’s being used for
- Whichever one is cheapest/on sale/I have a coupon for
- None
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Artists you’d recognize if you saw them at Starbucks
- James Abbott McNeill Whistler
- Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
- Peter Paul Rubens
- Vincent van Gogh
- Andy Warhol
- Rembrandt
- Georgia O’Keeffe
- Pablo Picasso
- Salvador Dali
- Leonardo da Vinci
- Frida Kahlo
- Banksy
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Musicians you’d recognize if you saw them at Tim Horton’s
- Fiona Apple
- Jon Bon Jovi
- Jimmy Buffet
- David Byrne
- Leonard Cohen
- Elvis Costello
- Drake
- Eminem
- Carole King
- Bruno Mars
- John Prine
- Lou Reed
- Ed Sheeran
- Chris Stapleton
- Harry Styles
- Richard Thompson
- Justin Timberlake
- Allen Toussaint
- Jack White
- Warren Zevon
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Do you wish the prior two polls included “none of the above?”
- Yes
- No
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Names of 70s punk musicians, 100% real except for one. Which?
- Dee Robot
- Jimmy Gestapo
- Rowdy Doody
- Patzy Poizon
- Jake Whipp
- Dick Urine
- Babso Skink
- Mr. Vom
- Nazi Dog
- Frankie Venom
- Steve Stain
- Fritz Puker
- Billy Club
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Without looking it up, 9/11 occurred on a …
- Sunday
- Monday
- Tuesday
- Wednesday
- Thursday
- Friday
- Saturday
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Have you ever heard of “generation Jones”?
- Yes, I was born before 1956
- No, I was born after 1956
- Yes, I was born 1956-1964
- No, I was born 1956-1964
- Yes, I was born after 1964
- No, I was born after 1964
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Were you looking for an option that read “No, I was born before 1956”?
- Yes
- No
- Other
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Oh crap, can’t edit polls after the first 5 minutes:
Have you ever heard of “generation Jones”?
- Yes, I was born before 1956
- No, I was born before 1956
- Yes, I was born 1956-1964
- No, I was born 1956-1964
- Yes, I was born after 1964
- No, I was born after 1964
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In hindsight, would you prefer that Romney have won the 2012 presidential election, if it would have prevented the rise of Trumpism?
- yes
- no
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You are at my house for a cookout. I have burgers, brats, and dogs (with appropriate buns), but nothing else. You are not at all surprised to learn that my only topping offerings are various mustards. Which mustard would you like on your meat sandwich of choice?
- Dijon
- Honey
- Hot
- Spicy brown
- Whole grain
- Yellow
- I’ll have mine plain
- I’ll pass, but thank you so much for offering
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Have you been to the Mustard Museum in Middleton, WI?
- Yes
- No
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Do you think @Mean_Mr.Mustard has been to the Mustard Museum?
- Yes, he probably got all those mustards from the gift shop.
- No, no one’s that into mustard, not even him. Well, maybe the guy who runs the museum is.
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Scenario: Person A is the first in line at a red stoplight. There are a bunch of cars behind Person A. The light turns green; there are no ambulances, fire trucks, police cars, small children, roving herds of puppies or any other hazard that would necessitate hesitation, but it takes 15-20 seconds before Person A begins moving.
- This is acceptable if Person A is an enormous asshole
- This is acceptable if Person A is an enormous chicken-shit
- This is acceptable if Person A exceeds the speed limit between stoplights.
- This is acceptable if Person A is a white male.
- This is acceptable if Person A is doing something important, such as a phone conference with their best client.
- This is acceptable if Person A is doing something frivolous, such as painting their nails or managing their fantasy sports team.
- This is acceptable for any reason.
- This is never acceptable
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Have you ever been first in line at a stop light, and had a little old lady fall, directly in front of you, where you could see her but the people waiting behind you couldn’t?
- yes
- no
- surely you are making this up
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When you think of Cher, what do you think of her as?
- Solely as an actress
- Solely as a singer
- Mostly as an actress but also as a singer
- Mostly as a singer but also as an actress
- As an actress and a singer in near equal proportions
- I think of her in some other context
- I never think about Cher
- I have no idea who Cher is
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Do you believe in life after love?
- Yes
- No
- Undecided
- Other
- I really don’t think you’re strong enough
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If I told you the made-up name in the 70s punk quiz is Babso Skink, would you care?
- I care
- I don’t care, but thank you for making a poll out of the answer - rules are rules.
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Have you not paid much attention to this very long running thread but now dipped into it and found answering utterly pointless poll questions strangely addictive?
- yes
- no
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