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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1946

Have you ever lived in proximity to someone (in the same house, in an apartment nearby, etc.) who broke up with their lover and played that stupid Cher song Believe at full blast a gazillion times a day?

  • yes
  • no
  • unsure - I’m not familiar with the song

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If yes, do you hate that song with a passion now?

  • yes
  • no
  • I didn’t vote yes but I find answering utterly pointless poll questions strangely addictive

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1947

Do you believe that pop singers should use autotune in their songs?

  • It’s fine - it’s all part of the normal music production technology
  • Hell no - there are many, many people who can sing in tune, and if you’re not one of them you shouldn’t be a professional singer
  • It’s acceptable for Cher in “Believe” because she earned the right to play around with the vocal tech after decades of stellar unaltered vocal work. For everyone else, the answer remains “hell no”.

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1948
Hey @Mean_Mr.Mustard , have you ever been to the Middleton Mustard Museum ?
  • Yes
  • No

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1949

If had to visit one quirky roadside tourist attraction, which one would be your first choice? Sadly, Elvis-a-Rama and The Tupperware Museum are closed.

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1950

A fix for poll addicts:

  • Yes
  • No
  • Bacon
  • Pie
  • Hindu
  • Atheist

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1951

Have you ever been to The House on the Rock, only 30 miles west of the Middleton Mustard Museum in Spring Green, WI?

  • I have been there, it was quite the experience.
  • I have been there, I wasn’t impressed.
  • I haven’t been there, but I want to go now.
  • I haven’t been there, and I’m not interested in going.
  • I haven’t been there, I’m not interested in going, and I will actively seek to prevent others from going.
  • I haven’t been there, I’m not interested in going, I will prevent others from going, and I intend to destroy it.
  • I was just there and I have bad news for anyone who wanted to go there in the future.

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1952

Did you realize most the attractions I mentioned in my poll were mentioned in Weird Al’s song “The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota”? The Mustard Museum and the Kansas twine ball weren’t, but since two of the attractions from the song have since closed those are their replacements.

  • Yes
  • No

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1953

Did I realize? No, but maybe I should have since it reminded me of that song anyway.

  • Hey! This isn’t a poll!
  • Oh wait yes it is nevermind.

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1954

Your favorite cartoon feline:

  • Felix
  • Sylvester
  • Fritz
  • Puss in Boots (from the Shrek films)
  • Tom (from Tom and Jerry)
  • Top Cat
  • Garfield
  • Heathcliff
  • The Pink Panther
  • Tigger
  • The Cheshire Cat (from Alice in Wonderland)
  • Simba (from The Lion King)
  • Mufasa (from The Lion King)
  • Princess (from The Aristocats)
  • Hobbes
  • Bill the Cat
  • The Cat in the Hat
  • Some other cat
  • I don’t like any cats
  • I just like to be able to vote

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1955

Do you know Kimba the White Lion?

  • Yes, a childhood favorite
  • Yes, I’ve heard of him
  • Maybe?
  • I don’t think so
  • No
  • Who??
  • Don’t you mean Simba?
  • Other
  • Feline Atheist / Agnostic

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1956
  • Petabytes
  • Pita Bites

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1957

Choose names for your new favorite flatbread restaurant:

  • Royal Pita
  • Giant Pita
  • Whatta Pita
  • Whatta Gaddam Pita
  • Sucha Pita
  • I Can Tell This Is Gonna Be A Pita
  • Other Pita

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1958

You are one of the (few good) Germans during World War II. One day, you are brought before the SS. It has come to their attention that you have not been showing proper loyalty to the Fuhrer. You are told you must now do the Nazi salute, say ‘Heil Hitler,’ and sign the Nazi pledge of loyalty, all of this in front of an audience. Otherwise, you will be promptly executed. What do you do?

  • Obeisance, and survive
  • Conscientous-object - defy and die

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1959

Did you notice that one of the names of the cats in the “Favorite cartoon feline” poll is wrong?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Eh - don’t care

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If you didn’t notice, did you (or are you about to) go back to check?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I noticed the first time
  • Eh - still don’t care

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1960

Are you familiar with Pete the Cat?

  • Yes
  • No

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1961
  • Ohhhh, now I see which cartoon cat is misspelled!
  • I give up, I can’t see which cartoon cat is misspelled! Someone please DM me with the answer!
  • I don’t give a cat’s ass.

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1962

Are you going to live the rest of your life without once visiting the International Cryptozoology Museum, the only museum of its kind in the whole world, located in Portland, Maine?

  • Yep
  • Well, I’m not going to miss it now
  • No, I’ve been!

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1963

Which of the two would you rather visit?

  • The Cryptozoology Museum
  • The Mustard Museum

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1964

What is the name of the adult female cat in The Aristocats?

  • Princess
  • Duchess
  • Baroness
  • Bubba Sue
  • Catty McCatface
  • Seriously - I dgaf about cartoon cats. Move on!

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1965
Do you own a slot toaster?
  • Yes
  • No
  • No, I have a toaster oven.
  • I own both a slot toaster and a toaster oven.
  • My toaster oven also has slots.
  • I use some other implement to make toast.
  • No, I prefer my slots untoasted.

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