And according to these people, your life is not complete unless you experience poop 3 times a day.
Okay, I know that getting backed up can make you feel terrible. I even started a thread about it. * Don’t go looking for it.* :o
But getting a “euphoric” and “blissful” feeling from pooping? :dubious:
I only wish I were so easily amused!
I’d get more reading done, but no thanks.
“I pooped so much I actually cracked the pot!”
Since the surgeon sliced and diced my digestive tract a couple of months ago, I’ve had no problem at all in the pooping department. My guts are probably cleaner now than the’ve been since I became an adult.
The people pictured on the site look like they just won the lottery; that must be some first-class, top-drawer bowel-scouring product. Why don’t they show the people actually on the john, being blissful and euphoric? With sound effects?
Have you ever seen their infomercial? It’s quite disturbing. The main guy looks like an out-of-work porn star. There’s an incredibly horrifying story he tells about how his young daughter was once scared by the size of her poop…I can’t think about this any more now.
“DADDY!! DADDY!! I pooed my guts out!!”
You think it’s really that fun living with a bunch of sea cucumbers?
Here I sit
happy and heartful.
Came to poop
and laid a cart-full.
3 times a day??
Reminds me of that Far Side cartoon…
(paraphrased)
Caption: “What dogs really think”
Picture of dog, looking really happy. His thought bubble says…
“Tomorrow I get to poop again!”
I guess those people really believe that pooping is a moving experience!
As a sometimes sufferer of IBS, I don’t need to spend $60 to poop 3 or more times a day. I can do that myself, thank you.
Are you euphoric and blissful?
“I did have bowel movements, but nothing like I am now…”
Translated: “After taking Dual Action Cleanse, I no longer have to flush manually!”
You and me, racer. I did, in fact, poop 3 times today. Thank gawd for wet butt wipes.
And racer, I seem to recall your posts describing hemmies and fissures. I think your ass is my ass’s soul mate. Hole mate? <snort>
I took Dual Action Cleanse. I can ride a bike again.
A laxative is a laxative. This is the perfect product for bulemics. Nice shit.
I believe 3 times a day is expected because to be “healthy”, I’ve read, you’re supposed to move your bowels after each meal.
It’s been a long while, but I seem to recall Anton LaVey writing a chapter or two about how humans don’t experience the clarity of thought, imaginative possibilities, or spiritual harmony at any other time as well as when they are moving their bowels.
Dual Action Cleanser: Preferred by Satan!
Did LaVey use Martin Luther as an example?