Popping my posting cherry!!!

heh… I’ve been a lurker for god knows how long… long enough to be so addicted that during that whole board debacle a month or two ago I felt lost and without a home…

anyways, i spent the last hour attempting to find somewhere i could make my first post, i wanted something to make a nice entrance with.

I almost posted in the thread about men, erections, and nudist camps… then i realized how ackward trying to come up with something witty in a post about boners in a nudist colony, without sounding childish and stupid really can be…

“the heck with jared” seemed like a good place to begin my career as a true doper, and we all know how fun yelling “SCREW JARED” can be… but then i realized that i have absolutely no idea who this Jared character is, and in good faith, I can’t say “SCREW JARED!!!” without actually knowing Jared…

I didn’t even want to look at “My Mighty Wang and Balls Of Power!” …the thought of what a thread with that title contained just plain frightened me.

It was about this time that the board began to slow down to a slow crawl. After noticing the lack of any worthwhile threads to make a spectacular entrance in, i got the idea to start my own. The result of which you have just read through.

I leave u with a row of happy orthodox jewish men :cool:
;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j


Are you sure you’ve never done this before?:wink:

I’ve said Hi before.

Oh wait, you weren’t talking to me.


Well? Was it good for you? We want details!

Seems that the first attempt was rather anticlimactic. Just as Sue Duhnym was “slip[ping] into something more comfortable”, bibliophage came along and caused a threadus interruptus.

Tough break, Copperwheatus.

Only I would manage to mess up my grand and glorious entrance with something as dumb as a duplicate thread… stupid, stupid stupid… ::hits head on desk::

on an added note, I need a nice original sig… hmmmm…

Continuing what was started on the duplicate thread, there is a nice long story behind my name… which I don’t particularly feel like typing all the way out now. It involves binomial nomenclature, and 10th grade biology class… If u can figure it out, u win a cookie!!!

I don’t wanna cookie…mutters damn websites tracking me and sending it off to the goverment…wanders off to don his tinfoil hat