“Does the ursine mammal defecate in the forested areas?”
“A pomaceous fruit of a Malus domestica consumed at a 24-hour interval will maintain the health care professional at a distance.”
You do the next and leave one for the following poster:
Bad news travel fast.
Terrible hearsay treks expeditiously.
Is the Pope Catholic?
Does the head of the Roman Catholic church adhere to his own group’s belief structure?
“A mind is a terrible thing to waste.”
The contents of your grey matter are things in which disposal are not highly regarded.
Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water.
Underusing an encephalon constitutes an appalling act of profligacy.*
Next: “Finders keepers, losers weepers”
*Someone could do better.
Avoid including the infant of species Homo sapiens among the refuse when disposing of the dihydrous oxide recently utilized for the type of hygienic ablution characteristically performed in a recumbent position.
Still available: Finders keepers, losers weepers
The Homo Sapiens Sapiens that Comes upon a misplace object shall henceforth be the new Title-holder, The member of the afore mentioned rave (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) that has forfeited ownership of said misplace object shall in all likelihood be reduced to shedding the liquid produced by the body’s process of lacrimation to clean and lubricate the eyes. WMMV of course.
**The squeaky wheel gets the grease. **
If one were to take a lever and conceptually repeat it throughout three-hundred-and-sixty degrees of rotation about its fulcrum it might emit a sharp sounds at it’s axis, requiring the application of a stablized emulsion of oil and water.
If you’ll excuse me, I must micturate copiously after the manner of a competitive equine.
Fo’ rizzle, dizzle.
Veritably, my companion of the canidae family.
Fighting ignorance since 1973
Fighting ignorance since 1973
[/QUOTE]
Engaging in a violent conflagration against the absence of salient information dating back to the Julian calendar year 1973.
Whoops. Forgot to add mine.
A penny saved is a penny earned
A small copper coin (worth 0.01USD) deposited in the bank is a coin which is deserved.
Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.
You are hereby instructed not to masticate the metacarpal appendage that provides you with nourishment.
Next: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Constantly adhering to one’s assigned duties and not leaving time for extracurricular relaxation activites can lead to a less than well-rounded existence.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
What exactly are we doing here? Doperizing? Did I do it right?
An avian bipedal contained in one’s metacarpals has the same relative value as twice as many of said avian bipedals in an small outcropping of deciduous, cholorophyll-based life forms.
“Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can eat for a lifetime.”
I’m not sure I’d call that doperization; To give it a true SDMB flavour, I’d go for something like this:
So you saw a bear in the woods, and you saw some shit in the woods, but you didn’t actually witness the actual event of the bear shitting? Do I need to remind you that correlation is not causation?
In any case, your constribution is interesting, but anecdotal. Can you provide a citation (No, not Wikipedia :rolleyes: ) to support your allegation that bears shit in the woods? Are bears even found in your part of the world? (provide citation for this also).
Are you sure what you saw was actually a bear? There are plenty of things that can be mistaken for a bear by an untrained layperson; please give full details of your credentials as a zoologist, along with details of your other attainments in the physical sciences.
Are you sure what you saw was actually shit? Please post pictures from several angles, under a variety of lighting conditions (a single image is too easy to photoshop).
I’m sorry, but ‘in the woods’ is just sorely lacking in rigour; if you want us to believe these claims, you really need to provide an accurate grid reference.
Are you sure that when you say “bear” and “shit”, you understand the meaning of these terms? Is English your first language?
Are you sure you didn’t merely imagine, dream or hallucinate the whole episode? Please post details of your psychiatric history, along with details of any medication you are currently taking.
Finally, are you sure that the universe truly exists as we know it? If we are just brains in a vat, or if we are living inside a simulated world, then your whole point about bears and shit is rendered moot.
[Queue Looney Tunes Boxing Announcer] The [SIZE=4]Win-Na by Knockout!! [/SIZE] [/QLTBA]
Expressing mirth uncontrollably to the point that my posterior may become disengaged. My fornicating deity that may or may not be relevant to your own personal belief system, and no offence is intended = *LMAO OMG!
Cite? 
Strawman! Strawman! Have you stopped beating your wife yet??