Porky Spiderman Is Sad

Pory Spiderman got nuthin’ to do.

Porky Spiderman is saaaaddd. :frowning:

:wink:
:D:D

They are finally making the movie of the Amazing Spider Ham with Peter Porker? :slight_smile:

I see he’s all prepped for a Mary Jane kiss.

Damn, Toby McGuire really let himself go :smiley:

Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
Can he swing from a web?
No, he can’t, he’s a pig,
Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!

Wow, this brings back memories. DeerDevil!

It was that damn Broadway play…he never lived down all those guys slamming into walls.

For the record, that’s not me!

Yessss…yyyeeeesssssso you saaayyy…:dubious:

Yes I do say, mainly because I don’t have matching shoes.

When I first saw the OP’s title, I thought it had to do with SpyderPig trying to make bacon by warming up his belly with a couple of million BTUs, like this