I was making stove top stuffing the other day and the last step was: “Fluff with fork”.
It occurred to me that if that direction were to be transferred to the set of a porn movie it might be met with some measure of consternation by the fluffee.
The image continues to make me chuckle.
Aside from “Rinse and repeat”, and the assembly instructions for Ikea furniture; can you think of any otherwise benign product directions that might be amusing if applied to the porn industry?
Fit tab “A” into slot “B”.
Allegedly an IBM memo: How To Clean Mouse Balls.
From a prescription for lozenges: “Suck and swallow…”
As for the OP, there’s an old Steve Martin routine where he talks about doing terrible things to his dog with a fork. 
He doesn’t specify what those things are, BTW. :rolleyes:
In some areas, people routinely leave off the “-ed” ending on some words. So in those places interpreting “cream corn” as a adjective vs. a verb can imply very different things.
Beat until stiff.
Be sure to turn your braze your meat before adding.
Stiff peaks?
I haven’t read the directions to Shake Weights, but I/m sure it’s loaded with double entendres.
The thrift store I volunteer for asked for volunteers to be “tub fluffers,” which turned out to be taking a storage tub full of clothes and freshen them up in the dryer and put them on hangers.
The instructions on an MRE tell the user to activate the chemical heater product and then to leave the pouch against a rock or something. It literally says ‘or something,’ and that could be taken as sexual.
Big Box store PA: “I’ve got a man by the balls in the toy department that needs assistance.”
Insert fully and press the button - instructions for a DVD drive on a computer
No, no…
Tab “P” into slot “V”… 
I always thought this might fit on an IKEA instruction sheet:
And one shouldn’t overlook the latest routine instruction from Transport for London, on how to use their electronic payment card: “Always touch in and touch out”.
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The instructions clearly said Slot “B”, it’s supposed to be a snug fit.
Sign on the side of the road:
“Please drive carefully. Buckle up!”
Slippery when wet