Porn/package instructions

Please wear appropriate PPE.

In Toronto the phrasing is “tap on” and “tap off”. Yeah, I’d tap that.

Isn’t that one of this things that is technically always valid, though, like “Season’s Greetings”? Sometimes the appropriate amount of PPE is “none”, and sometimes the appropriate amount is “spacesuit”.

“Tear along dotted line.”

“Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.”

“Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.”
…oh, god … you know those silica gel things? “Do not eat.