How is it that XXX-Men has not yet been made (I’m guessing)?
Endeavoring as I always do to pee in the parade, I herewith present a spoof OF porn. Warning: SFW!
We had a great time with Captain Mongo’s Porno Playhouse, a spoof on Peewee’s Playhouse. Hi-larious fun.
Tarz and Jane, Cheeta and Boy.
I’ve seen Frisky Business. And I’ve also seen the porn version of The Canterbury Tales.
Hee hee. I snorted.
Marine A Go Go: Hilarious X-rated spoof of the magical girl genre. (Warning: Ecchi)
If softcore is OK, I gotta recommend “The Bare Wench Project” with a caveat, which is, it’s a terrible movie but a pretty good spoof. A bunch of topless hotties go hiking in the Southern California foothills in search of a fabled witch known as the Bare Wench. Features Nikki Fritz, Julie K. Smith and Lorissa McComas, all of whom have smokin’ hot bodies, nice senses of humor and the sort of minimal acting ability you get from being in a lot of Skinamax films, and there’s also someone named Angela Dorian who’s just not in their league in any sense.
The basic idea of the film is that you could very, very cheaply make a parody of “Blair Witch Project” just by hiring a bunch of Skinamax babes to hike around the Southern California hills half-naked, and filming it. (I strongly suspect the reason they have so many top of the line Skinamax hotties in one flick is that everything else about the film was so cheap.) Maybe you could also have them argue and lose things like the hikers in the original. Maybe parody a few key scenes. That’s all it would take … and that’s all they did.
Still, it’s fun to watch Fritz, Smith and McComas jiggle they way along the hiking trails, which are also very pretty. It’s very poor porn in that there’s very little sex and not all that much outright nudity, which is a rare thing in a Skinamax film. But some of the parody scenes score effectively against the Blair Witch Project, and it’s pretty funny to see a Skinamax film scoring so well against a mainstream film. And Julie Smith and Andy Sidaris both make fun cameo appearances as well.
Oh, and you know, I almost forgot, there’s another great parody: Alien Files. Stars Kira Reid, one of the best softcore actresses going. It’s a parody of the X-Files with Reid playing
a Scully-type FBI agent and some guy playing Mulder, as they chase down a space fungus that infests women and turns them into nymphomaniacs while searching for its mate, basically following a trail of discarded women’s panties across the Southwest. Its a very goofy parody of X-Files, but has a lot more plot and so forth going than the Bare Wench Project. Then again, if Bare Wench had much of a plot, it wouldn’t be as much of a parody.
Fashionistas (two disk set)
I can guess what that one was called…
I concur with the Misty Mundae suggestion. Lord of the G-Strings isn’t the least bit erotic, but it’s funny as hell. Spiderbabe is also highly amusing, although perhaps not quite as funny as LotG.
Lets not forget such classic gems as Sperms of Endearment and On Golden Blonde.
“There’s Something Inside Mary” was a great title wasted on a very bad $5 compilation DVD.
Not that I ever buy those things, mind you.
8 to 4. While the plot may be a pretty dumbed-down version of the female revenge fantasy of 9 to 5, at least they made the effort to have the three main characters identifiably modeled after the originals. (Although ironically, the one playing the Lily Tomlin role does not participate in the main lesbian scene.)
Sadly, this post makes me realize I’ve seen a bit too much porn. I have “Dick at Night” on tape. It’s a spoof of old 50s TV shows and pretty funny and good porn to boot. More recent porn I’ve seen involves no foreplay, just 2 or 3 guys chocking some female on their genitals. It’s really bad when you start looking back on the good ol’ days of porn.
IIRC, the title wasn’t actually some lame pun. I recall it being intended as a serious re-telling of the tales, only with lots of explicit sex.
I’ve heard of both Clithanger and Forrest Hump but never saw them nor do I really have any evidence that they are real movies, except that I heard people say so.
Not to mention the auditions…and the Dancing Dildos number. Cindy Williams & Ron Howard as (dressed) cameos…
Remember it? I helped make it!
Just a little bit.
Wow. I’m surprised they avoided the obvious pun. Who knew pornographers had restraint?
It’s been a while since I read Chaucer for high school, but if memory serves, this could actually be a very, very faithful adaptation of a few of the stories.