I always liked the titles:
HANNAH DOES HER SISTERS
FORREST RUMP
PULP FRICTION
Mind you, the only one I’ve seen is “Lord of the G-Strings” (damn, that was funny! Really unsexy, though), but here are some more titles I’ve heard:
-Shaving Ryan’s Privates
-Moulin Splooge
-Star Whores
-Snatch Adams
Sex Trek and Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm
Both were hilarious, because the cast was obviously having fun spoofing the characters from the orignal show
Holy crap, was it ever. We just caught this gem. Funny, maybe. But we’ve got dirty, unattractive people making lame jokes and laughing at themselves. All it needed was a Horatio Sanz cameo to make it a toal loss.
Okay folks, rule #1 in porn- do whatever you want, but I’m still supposed to want to have sex at the end if it. shudder
Thanks for the recommendations, folks!
T’n’A TV. A somewhat amusing parody of a PBS fundraising drive.
It contains a hilarious parody of “Crocodile Hunter”.
Midsummer Night’s Cream. Shakespearean porn. Actually contains a couple of Shakespeare’s speeches.
The x-rated versions of Alice in Wonderland and Cinderella.
Porn musicals. They don’t make 'em like that anymore.
I went to school with the people that did Forrest Hump. The guy’s real name is Forrest (hence the title) and he and his girlfriend (still dating now, if I recall) made a porno tape that was backed by a big local porn place in western New York. Her main line in the film was “Cum, Forrest, Cum!”
IIRC, there is an Italian porn version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
And Babylon 5 fans may remembe Snow White and the Seven Narn.
“OK, as a medical professional, I can definitively say that humans and Pakh’Mara can not possibly have sex together.”
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“Well, it’s amazing what they can do with modern technology.”
There’s also a Sex Trek: The Final Orgasm, and as has been mentioned, they’re all excellent because the sex is hot, the plot is on about the same level as most ST:TOS episodes :p, and the actors are really and obviously having a lot of fun and enjoying themselves. Highly recommended!
Has anyone made Glad He Ate Her yet?
For more porn-title fun, I recommend this storyline from my comic strip, Scandal Sheet!. It involves my main character (a journalism school grad) taking a job at a porn studio, where his main job involves coming up with titles they can create movies around. I believe the first one he comes up with is an exhibitionist movie called “Diddle Her on the Roof.”
The Bare Wench Project may be the only porn spoof with a bigger budget than the actual movie it’s spoofing.
Is there a movie about bookkeepers called Double Entry? One about bankers called Penalty for Early Withdrawal? Oughta be.
How about Lady of the Rings? Has that been mentioned?
NSFW: www. yourchoice.co.uk /catalog /product_info.php?products_id =10065
(I meant for that link to not work; I hope I didn’t screw that up.)
From the site:
I almost wish I had a spare £21.00!
I saw one in the 80’s, shortly after the original came out, called Backside to the Future.
It wasn’t great, but (obviously) the title has stuck with me for twenty odd years.