The internet has become 50 times better, just because of this trailer for Jurassic gay porn.
Probably safe for work except that you’re watching a trailer for dinosaur gay porn. Or gay dinosaur porn. I don’t even know! There’s some steamy kissing.
…I don’t get it. You’ve got a really bad re-make of Jurassic Park in there, interspersed with some shots of dudes making out that don’t seem to have any connection whatsoever to the dinosaur (or sleestak) stuff. Are they even making any effort at all?
I just want to say, “jsgoddess, I’ve always loved you.” You have made my weekend.
I feel like Stephon. “This movie has everything. Thai trannies. Gay men. Extraneous dinosaur footage. The good ol’ run’n’ stumble. Shooting. More shooting. Shoes thrown at dudes in dinosaur suits.”
Didn’t watch the trailer.
Does it feature the megasoreass and the lickalottapuss?
One of my “favorite” examples of “WTF who gets off on this?” Rule 34 porn that the internet has to offer is a video where the guys are dressed like pterodactyls and flapping while they do their business. I think there might be squawking. I’ll let you google it instead of posting a link.
How did they not go with “Yourasslicked world”?
You omit to mention the glorious of the lip synchronization (other language), which magnify the great even most!
“The exciting between human and dinosaur.” Clearly!
And hitting him in the nuts. I didn’t even know dinosaurs had nuts.
Should have called it Jurassic Park
If they wanted a porn name, it should have been Jurassic Porking.
Even better 