" Positive Gun News Of The Day ". Really?? Ya'll are fuckin' crazy.

Link to MPSIMS thread.

So. If guns were not used accidentally by one toddler to blow another toddler’s brains out, it’s considered a Positive Gun News story? Holy mother of God.

Just squirming with glee, aren’t yas? Shoot through doors. Shoot on the lawn. Shoot in the living room. Shoot shoot shoot. Kill kill kill.

Was that thread underwritten by the N.R.A. or what ??

Trigger-happy dickheads. Just how hard DO you all get every time you read a story about a human being shooting another human being with a gun? Does it make you feel Mrrrikken? Like a real god-fearing Mrrrikken?

Pathetic, the lot of you.

These are very scared people. People who are this scared often say and do crazy shit.

But goddamn - opening up another gun thread to wax all starry eyed about gun deaths, even those that are justifiable, is pretty sick.

The SDMB seems like its attracting more gun nuts, facists, racists and morons. It’s becoming pretty worthless and I wonder what keeps me coming back.

The pie.

Oh come on, it’s comedy gold. When you’ve got idiots like Starving Artist trying to claim a nursing mum being shot twice is a positive story, you can just sit back and let them ridicule themselves.

Relax, enjoy the silliness, and then politely ask every now and again to explain just what part of people being held up at gunpoint they see as being a good thing. That thread should be good for hours of entertainment.

Positive gun news of the day!

Day 5 - These guys got killed, and this guy here, and these 4 were killed as well, and a woman was killed up over there, and down there a guy shot another guy, and there was a mass shooting in there, and another guy was killed…

Got to say, today was a good day!

I own guns, and I like owning guns, and I’m generally in favor of people owning guns in a responsible manner, but I have to say that thread is about the stupidest circle jerk I’ve ever seen.

I found myself cheering for ElvisL!ves and Esox Lucius, even though I’m usually weary of their recreant twaddle.

But I didn’t even get to use my AK!

It’s a failed effort because most examples of positive gun use don’t make the news.

It’s the little things that count. All those cozy nights in front of a roaring fireplace, snuggled up with my gun on the couch as we lovingly stroke each other’s barrels and whisper sweet nothings into each other’s chambers.

“…ya’ll?”

[sic]

What is really happening in that thread.

A female semi-auto that you can fuck too? I know what is going right to the top of my Christmas list this year. That gives new meaning to the term cum shot.

Come on baby, just rock, rock, rock.