Hey, some people get excited at 500. I, however, am not going to hit it for quite a while, so I figure I’ll start the party now and let it grow until I hit magical #500. Cake and ice cream is on me.
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Cake and ice cream are on you? Need a napkin?
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler
Or maybe jsut some candles for the cake?
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
I could have phrased that better. Dang, the depravities of my personal life once again make themselves known in my posting.
If there were more threads about basketball, you would be at 1,00 by now! 
Yer pal,
Satan
Mull, you’ve got 289 posts.
Why are you lying to us? I can assure you that there will be a full investigation into this matter.
I just hope I don’t have to go over Zotti’s head on this one.
This space for rent.
“Vandelay!! Say Vandelay!!”
Aw, hesh up, young ‘un. I’se been here nigh on three an’ a half months, and I’se just passed the hunnred mark.
You obviously talk too much. 
Congrats on whatever you’re up to, though.
-Pix
Question authority–just not mine.