“Bubba didn’t do it!”
Samuel Johnson said something similar about women preaching -
Regards,
Shodan
The bitch hit me with a toaster
This needs to be the opening, and ending, speech of any session discussing SOPA/CISPA.
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
– Henry David Thoreau –
“Do you all have amnesia?! HE DIDN’T GET OUT OF THE COCK-A-DOODIE CAAAAR!”
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“They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
“Fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me… you can’t get fooled again.”
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Leonard: Sure, the more the merrier.
Sheldon: Wait, no. That’s a false equivalency. More does not equal merry. If there was 2000 people in this apartment right now, would we be celebrating? No, we’d be suffocating.
Just read this in a Reader’s Digest (perhaps the most self-referential magazine title ever):
“Memory is a complicated thing, a relative of truth but not its twin!”
Apologies to the author for forgetting his or her name.
“France is a nation full of hairdressers and dance masters.”
“We will astonish the world with the magnitude of our ingratitude.”
From a recent crime blotter
Hemingway 
I’m more of a listener too, fwiw.
“The moon shape of a palm tree”
“I wanna be sedated.” – The Ramones
“It’s science.”
“We domesticated them, and that makes us responsible”.
Me - 2008
Thanks
Quasi
This…
is American Idol.
"Right now you are my problem. Don’t make me pull out my registration card to prove to you that I am a Slapaho from Kickabitch Creek because you will not like what happens when I do. "
–Spaz Cat in the workplace griping thread. I really want one of those cards!